"Hi! You've got Jez. If it's me you're looking for, leave a message. If it's Sebastian, I hear he went mad and the police shot him. Try calling his number, you might get lucky. Thennn... on the other hand, you probably won't. Cheers, lovelies!"


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There's nothing worse than untimely wedgies.

@ [ www ] and [ sws ]

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You know how it's a whole process pulling your Big Mac apart to get the pickle out so you can throw it at a random window and watch it slide down? Well, I totally just pulled my whole burger apart to discover I was cheated out of my pickle ( Read more... )

Icecream van still exciting in adulthood.

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Betrayed by a Big Mac. Evil.

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Penis enlargement emails are so old.

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This can be for any mun I already know also, and just assume they haven't met Sebastian's bro yet.

Jeremy's thread here

That awkward moment where you suck so much at insults that all you can say to your twin when he pisses you off the the point of aggravation is a petulant, "Bite me!".

Surrounded by Warblers. Slight mindfuck #toomanyblazers

Dropped remote. Stuck watching Teen Mom.