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OK im bummed! Bianca... My best friend in like the entire world.. is in Rochester visiting her dad for the summer.. and he's practically keeping her hostage there. She wont be back until the 15th of August.. a day before my B-day. which sucks a$$  which means we probable wont get to do anything.. and whats the point of having a birthday if your ( Read more... )

Beautiful Women's Month

Age 3: She looks at herself and sees a Queen.

Age 8: She looks at herself and sees Cinderella.

Age 15: She looks at herself and sees an Ugly Sister (Mum I can't go to school looking like this!)

Age 20: She looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly"- but decides she's going out anyway ( Read more... )

IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER
- by Erma Bombeck

(written after she found out she was dying from cancer).

I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.

I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

I would have talked less ( Read more... )

current clothing: Choir sweatshirt and pink shorts current mood: annoyed current taste: diet moutain dew current hair: low ponytail current annoyance: my father and some of my friends current smell: Love spell (victoria Secrets) ( not that she has any! lol) current thing you ought to be doing: sleeping current jewelry: my ring ( Read more... )

       *_GOD'S CAKE _** *

*Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve

this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here

is a wonderful explanation!

A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is

going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend

broke up with her and ( Read more... )

People always say how mean kids can be, never how nice they  can be.

This story will either make you cry, give you cold chills  or just leave you cold, but it puts life into perspective!

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves  learning-disabled children, the father of one of the  school's students delivered a speech that would never be ( Read more... )

How to make a Lauren
Ingredients:

1 part pride

1 part arrogance

5 parts
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com