Fic: 10 Things That Didn't Happen In Tanz Der Vampire - Tanz Der Vampire

Feb 27, 2009 12:03

Title: 10 Things That Didn't Happen In Tanz Der Vampire
Author: slashydutchie 
Fandom: Tanz Der Vampire
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Exactly what the title says. Mostly slashy stuff.
A/N: In my mind, Steve Barton will forever be Graf von Krolock and Mate Kameras is Herbert. I don't really have any set actors for the others.
The product of watching WAY too much Tanz in a row awaits you... )

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valancystar February 27 2009, 11:26:23 UTC
These are lovely! *laughs out loud at 6 and 7*

And you know, I've often wondered about 10.

What do you mean "too much Tanz der Vampire"? *confused* There's no such thing!

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slashydutchie February 27 2009, 11:32:24 UTC
I used to think so, yes... but I recently acquired six new Tanz-DVD's, which I've been watching with the ones I already have *is watching Mate's adorable Herbert right now*. That, combined with seeing the show last Valentine's day and having a ticket for the seventh sorta sent my imagination in overdrive.

And yes, 10 has always been a bit of a speculation subject for me as well. Usually I settle for vampires being supernatural creatures and that explaining everything, but still.

Same goes for changing into a bat, yet when turning into a man again they're fully clothed... it just doesn't make sense.

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lokisday March 8 2009, 20:58:57 UTC
Sorry to butt in, but do you have Máté's Herbert from JANUARY in Hungary? Or d'you mean the Vienna one? Cause I'm after the Hungarian one, he looked gorgeous! :D

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slashydutchie March 8 2009, 21:45:24 UTC
It's Vienna... but if anyone has the Hungarian version, me want! ;)

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lokisday March 8 2009, 20:57:41 UTC
LOL Brilliance! I always think of 9. as well, after all Alfred ran the bath for himself... and I imagine Von Krolock looked through a window, saw Alfred get hot water downstairs, then climbed/floated/fogged up to the roof and was surprised to see Sarah instead of Alfred! Alfred's totally more important than Sarah XD

And Twighlight! LOL Alfred's constantly nagging me to read that....

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slashydutchie March 8 2009, 21:47:29 UTC
Yeah, but the poor count gets on with it, because it's Kevin!Krolock who will shag and eat anything with semi-appropriate holes and a heartbeat. :p

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lokisday March 8 2009, 22:09:15 UTC
LOL! Yeah I know what you mean.... he's so apathetic in ways and then totally over-the-top in others, and definitely horny. LOL XD btw How did you like Jan Ammann?

But I reckon Sarah will do ... only Alfred would be first prize :D Nobody actually wants to kill Alfred ... IMHO they do reconsider that friendship thing :D

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slashydutchie March 8 2009, 22:34:42 UTC
You should've seen Kevin on Saturday... doing the Krolock-Gay-Prance-Of-Doom before Gott Ist Tot... *shakes head* I ended up biting him, though. That was fun.

And I've only seen Jan once in December... he was utter shit, not a real booster to go see him again. Not that I will anytime soon. From what I gathered he broke his leg, so he probably won't be on again for a while.

And totally... the count would be like "Well, you're not what I came for, but you've got a bloodstream and I'm hungry."

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