Dear my body ( Read more... )

It involved ... circular areas ... appearing on the driveway next to the building I was in. As I watched from a third or second floor window, people would step into the area and sink in - however much of their body went into the area was then gone. Not in a bloody mess, just no longer there - a plane of red marked the cut-off point of the limb. I ( Read more... )

So I've realized that I don't think in words. You would think that would not be bothersome, but it is. I can talk to someone and pick up exactly what they're trying to say to me, but I try to talk back to them, to tell them I understand and I botch it. Or I try and tell them a story that in my head related to what they were trying to tell me, but ( Read more... )

First of all, this is a horrifically disturbing movie ( Read more... )

This IM conversation was precipitated by the sentence "Mr Balls, the schools secretary, made the comments at Labour's Yorkshire conference at the weekend, the newspaper reported ( Read more... )

No, there is nothing in my bag for you. Please stop asking.

Sincerely,
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I had a dream last night. It involved zombies that came from or were also skeins of yarn. And you would try to hack the yarn so that it wouldn't get you, but it's hard to cut yarn by trying to hack at an entire skein with a knife. And you didn't want the yarn to touch you at all. The last thing I remember from this dream was realizing that it would ( Read more... )

I have ridden the bus since time immemorial (literally for as long as I can remember). I have seen some weird things on the bus. I have heard some weird things on the bus. Probably I've heard more weird things than seen them ( Read more... )

Last night I had the great idea of cooking a soup recipe from a vegetarian cookbook I'd found in a used book store (that should've been an indicator right there). Tomato Lentil Soup. I went and bought the ingredients, which were relatively inexpensive except for the spices. You'd think that being a weed and all, that Dill Weed would be cheap ( Read more... )

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