As I sit here, making a scarf for my friend, too early on a saturday morning, I realized that I think it would be really cool to have a song for a name. Then, whenever somebody wanted your attention, they'd have to sing to you. I think this would just be the brightest thing in the world. But how would it look on a roster?

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In movies, often the narrator (if there is one) is a main character in the film. Sometimes it's an older version of the character (as in that character grew up or grew old and is now telling the story). I imagine only very rarely is the narrator a younger version of a character in the film (a scenario I would love to see ( Read more... )

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Do you think people from cannibalistic societies should get EXTRA Food Stamps to make sure they're not eating people, or LESS Food Stamps since they're supplementing their diets and being self-supporting ( Read more... )

I have been sneezing lately like it's my job. Which is fine, except I'm spending half my weight on Kleenex. I'm not sick, don't have allergies that I know of, just sneezing. I feel like a motherfucking dwarf ( Read more... )

Yep. Definitely just poured my oatmeal packet into my tea mug. This does not bode well.

I think it would be wicked awesome cool if Artisan Cheeses came from Artesian Wells ( Read more... )

Evidence that Establishes U.S. Citizenship for Collectively Naturalized Individuals

Puerto Rico-Evidence of birth in Puerto Rico on or after 4/11/1899 and the applicant's or recipient's (A/R's) statement that he or she was residing in the U.S., a U.S. possession or Puerto Rico on 1/13/1941; or ( Read more... )

What would happen if a main candidate died or was otherwise incapacitated immediately before an election ( Read more... )