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We woke up and checked the weather this morning. It was around 31 degrees Fahrenheit. It promised to be around 58 degrees Fahrenheit later in the afternoon. Awesome. The temperature was going to double. Unless you looked at it in Celsius. In Celsius it was going from 0 to 14, which isn't exactly doubling. I love different measuring systems ( Read more... )

Back in the summer of 1998, I was attending the Lutheran Church of Peace's vacation bible school. That was about as much church as any of the kids in our family got. I was being weird, and had braided brightly colored ribbons into my hair. My sister and I were sitting in the front yard, my youngest brother and my Mom were biking around the block. A ( Read more... )

So I have some of the best friends in the world. I don't say that often enough and I take them for granted way too much. My friends are amazing people, otherwise I wouldn't ever be friends with them. They give me rides places, are willing to be seen in public with me, make spaghetti with me, eat my baked goods, offer to make out with me to cheer me ( Read more... )

For 120 seconds today it was 12:11 10/9/8.

I am vastly entertained by that.

I'm such a nerd.

Whine Whine Whine. I'm confused. This isn't cool. Trusting people sucks. Confused! Whine Whine Whine. No actual information. My feelings are hurt. Whine. Blah Blah Blah. Whine whine. Whine. Feel sorry for me! Actually, no, don't. Whine. Whine. Complain. Confused. Blah. What the Fuck ( Read more... )

So I’m currently looking for an apartment. We get bored easily. This is what we discover ( Read more... )

So it appears that my life has descended into a series of highly surreal events. I'm lying about this of course, and exaggerating out my ears, but nonetheless there's some surreality going on like crazy ( Read more... )

So I am a child of the city. I'm not trying to be all melodramatic: I'm not a child of the ghetto, nor do I belong to a gang or anything like that. But there are certain social rules that I have picked up in my life that pertain to living in an urban area ( Read more... )

( Obviously not the same type of plant graffiti )