Regular Application
♪ REGULAR PERSONALITY APPLICATION ♫
Name: kris
Age: 21
Gender: woman
First time or re-stamp? it's my first time. be ~*gentle*~
Want to be stamped as male/female/don't care? don't care.
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THE USUALS
Describe good qualities or strengths in your personality: i'm quite sarcastic. i've been told i'm quirky and eccentric. i must agree. i'm an art student, so i am pretty weird. so i guess sarcasm, an amazing drinking ability, my eccentricies, my loud voice, my ability to talk to and get along with anybody, sleeping, spending money, and worshiping dead rockers. oh and taking care of drunk people. this new years, i spent two and a half hours in the bathroom of a bar taking care of my friend when i totally could have been holding hands with and hitting on the guy i like. but i choose to take care of her and let my night be ruined. so i guess being a pal too.
How about bad traits or weaknesses? sarcastic to the point of being mean. i bail on my friends sometimes. sometimes i get too drunk. sometimes i do too many pills. i spend my money on booze, cigarettes and LPs. i should probably save it.
What are your musical talents? bass. john alec entwistle you are my hero.
And what other talents do you have? Are you an amateur-photographer, astrophysicist, or a brilliant cook? Go on, brag as much as you like! oh i'm an artist. oh and i'm a pretty bitchin' baker.
What are you afraid of? aliens.
And what makes you happy? well i consider my triforce to be stand up comedy, fine art, and rock n roll.
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THE HARD ONES
Think of a book or a movie you identify with or that you feel describes you somehow. Feel free to go into detail: wayne's world. need i elaborate?
What color or colors would you use to describe your personality to others? this is kind of a gay question. i don't like it at all.
About your social life: do you have many friends or just a few very close ones? Do you like parties, or prefer a quiet evening at home? Fall in love quickly or hardly ever at all? Tell us what you like: i have a few close friends. and some bar friends. and some art friends. i make an effort hang out with three main people. everyone else, i just meet at bars or school. i met my best friend at work when we got hired together three years ago. i like bars more than parties. i don't know. they're more fun. parties just seem so high school. i throughly enjoy drinking though. i'm broke because of it. my new years resolution was to only go to bars once a month. already failed that. i've been in love twice. it happened pretty fast both times. i've only had 4 boyfriends and have only had sex with one person. i'm 21, i drink a lot, make out with guys a lot, and yet i'm "classy" enough to only bang the ones i love. crazy, hu?
Do you crave recognition and fame, or do you prefer to work behind the scenes? i guess both. i mean i'd be pissed if someone got credit for what i did, and i get pissed at work a lot when i do shit outside my job description and get not even a thank you. i work for cunts.
What causes, if any, are important to you (animal rights, fighting poverty etc)? when i read fighting poverty, i thought it said fucking poverty. fuck i fucking hate fucking poverty. fucking poverty. i almost joined the peace corps once.
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PREFERENCES
What kind of music do you usually listen to? (Bear in mind that artists often listen to all kinds of music and not only music similar to their own) besides classic rock/folk, i love jazz and big band. as far as modern artists go, MGMT (they remind me of early floyd), janelle monae (holy fucking shit she's amazing), anything jack white does and rufus wainwright.
What qualities do you admire in other people? general intelligence and a knowledge of music and fine art. and people who know who patton oswalt is.
Filling out applications can make one hungry. What's your favorite kind of food? pistachios
And what about the drinks? oh ho ho ho ho. alcoholic? my drink of choice is gin and juice. hendricks gin. or bombay saphire. as far as shots go, snake bites. also cherry bombs are a favorite of mine as well. also, it should be known, i can chug pure liquor. non alcoholic? seltzer water. just plain seltzer.
If you could travel anywhere in the world and you had to leave tomorrow morning, where would you go? bomarzo italy
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IF I WAS A RICH MAN
So you're a huge superstar now. Would you prefer to be in a band or do you fly solo? band. if i went solo, i'd be either like dylan or pull a barrett. or a sly. or a scott walker.
Give us a piece of lyrics from any song that you would accept in your repertory: well, "don't think twice, it's all right." is on my arm. and i want "an though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea." on the side of my ribs. and i've always loved "there was music in the cafes at night and revolution in the air" and "beauty walks a razor's edge, some day i'll make it mine"
As every huge star, you also have the essentials that you MUST have in your dressing room, backstage. What are they: wool shorts, thigh highs, plain button up oxfords, raybans, an aviator bomber hat with goggles, hard liquor, red bull, ecstasy, pot, black eye make up, pale face make up, roger waters (just to bang him. not as a bass teacher. pfft. rog. you're a handsome devil, but not an amazing bassist. sorry bro.)
Do you like flamboyant performing costumes and big shows, or is music the main thing? i think it's a mixture of both, really.
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ONE OR THE OTHER
Are you more...
OUTGOING or SHY: outgoing.
AGGRESSIVE or CALM: aggressive.
LEADER or FOLLOWER: follower.
THE ONE WITH NEW IDEAS or THE ONE TO COMBINE IDEAS: new ideas.
THE LADIES MAN/FEMME FATALE or THE BOY/GIRL NEXT DOOR: shes a femme fatale...not really though. girl next door.
THE PRANKSTER or THE SERIOUS ONE: oh man prank-a-dank.
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Last, please provide a link to three most recent applications you've voted on:
ONE TWO THREE
Name: kris
Age: 21
Gender: woman
First time or re-stamp? it's my first time. be ~*gentle*~
Want to be stamped as male/female/don't care? don't care.
. . . . . . . . .
THE USUALS
Describe good qualities or strengths in your personality: i'm quite sarcastic. i've been told i'm quirky and eccentric. i must agree. i'm an art student, so i am pretty weird. so i guess sarcasm, an amazing drinking ability, my eccentricies, my loud voice, my ability to talk to and get along with anybody, sleeping, spending money, and worshiping dead rockers. oh and taking care of drunk people. this new years, i spent two and a half hours in the bathroom of a bar taking care of my friend when i totally could have been holding hands with and hitting on the guy i like. but i choose to take care of her and let my night be ruined. so i guess being a pal too.
How about bad traits or weaknesses? sarcastic to the point of being mean. i bail on my friends sometimes. sometimes i get too drunk. sometimes i do too many pills. i spend my money on booze, cigarettes and LPs. i should probably save it.
What are your musical talents? bass. john alec entwistle you are my hero.
And what other talents do you have? Are you an amateur-photographer, astrophysicist, or a brilliant cook? Go on, brag as much as you like! oh i'm an artist. oh and i'm a pretty bitchin' baker.
What are you afraid of? aliens.
And what makes you happy? well i consider my triforce to be stand up comedy, fine art, and rock n roll.
. . . . . . . . .
THE HARD ONES
Think of a book or a movie you identify with or that you feel describes you somehow. Feel free to go into detail: wayne's world. need i elaborate?
What color or colors would you use to describe your personality to others? this is kind of a gay question. i don't like it at all.
About your social life: do you have many friends or just a few very close ones? Do you like parties, or prefer a quiet evening at home? Fall in love quickly or hardly ever at all? Tell us what you like: i have a few close friends. and some bar friends. and some art friends. i make an effort hang out with three main people. everyone else, i just meet at bars or school. i met my best friend at work when we got hired together three years ago. i like bars more than parties. i don't know. they're more fun. parties just seem so high school. i throughly enjoy drinking though. i'm broke because of it. my new years resolution was to only go to bars once a month. already failed that. i've been in love twice. it happened pretty fast both times. i've only had 4 boyfriends and have only had sex with one person. i'm 21, i drink a lot, make out with guys a lot, and yet i'm "classy" enough to only bang the ones i love. crazy, hu?
Do you crave recognition and fame, or do you prefer to work behind the scenes? i guess both. i mean i'd be pissed if someone got credit for what i did, and i get pissed at work a lot when i do shit outside my job description and get not even a thank you. i work for cunts.
What causes, if any, are important to you (animal rights, fighting poverty etc)? when i read fighting poverty, i thought it said fucking poverty. fuck i fucking hate fucking poverty. fucking poverty. i almost joined the peace corps once.
. . . . . . . . .
PREFERENCES
What kind of music do you usually listen to? (Bear in mind that artists often listen to all kinds of music and not only music similar to their own) besides classic rock/folk, i love jazz and big band. as far as modern artists go, MGMT (they remind me of early floyd), janelle monae (holy fucking shit she's amazing), anything jack white does and rufus wainwright.
What qualities do you admire in other people? general intelligence and a knowledge of music and fine art. and people who know who patton oswalt is.
Filling out applications can make one hungry. What's your favorite kind of food? pistachios
And what about the drinks? oh ho ho ho ho. alcoholic? my drink of choice is gin and juice. hendricks gin. or bombay saphire. as far as shots go, snake bites. also cherry bombs are a favorite of mine as well. also, it should be known, i can chug pure liquor. non alcoholic? seltzer water. just plain seltzer.
If you could travel anywhere in the world and you had to leave tomorrow morning, where would you go? bomarzo italy
. . . . . . . . .
IF I WAS A RICH MAN
So you're a huge superstar now. Would you prefer to be in a band or do you fly solo? band. if i went solo, i'd be either like dylan or pull a barrett. or a sly. or a scott walker.
Give us a piece of lyrics from any song that you would accept in your repertory: well, "don't think twice, it's all right." is on my arm. and i want "an though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea." on the side of my ribs. and i've always loved "there was music in the cafes at night and revolution in the air" and "beauty walks a razor's edge, some day i'll make it mine"
As every huge star, you also have the essentials that you MUST have in your dressing room, backstage. What are they: wool shorts, thigh highs, plain button up oxfords, raybans, an aviator bomber hat with goggles, hard liquor, red bull, ecstasy, pot, black eye make up, pale face make up, roger waters (just to bang him. not as a bass teacher. pfft. rog. you're a handsome devil, but not an amazing bassist. sorry bro.)
Do you like flamboyant performing costumes and big shows, or is music the main thing? i think it's a mixture of both, really.
. . . . . . . . .
ONE OR THE OTHER
Are you more...
OUTGOING or SHY: outgoing.
AGGRESSIVE or CALM: aggressive.
LEADER or FOLLOWER: follower.
THE ONE WITH NEW IDEAS or THE ONE TO COMBINE IDEAS: new ideas.
THE LADIES MAN/FEMME FATALE or THE BOY/GIRL NEXT DOOR: shes a femme fatale...not really though. girl next door.
THE PRANKSTER or THE SERIOUS ONE: oh man prank-a-dank.
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Last, please provide a link to three most recent applications you've voted on:
ONE TWO THREE