Feces. Because I couldn't think of a better subject line.

[musicnazi84]

I'm always happy when I buy things, but then I immediately feel guilty for having bought things I don't necessarily need. Oh well, I guess it was for a good cause yesterday. For Mother's Day I bought my mom the entire first season of All in the Family on dvd. I know she'll love that because it's one of her favorite shows. But I also bought her

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[czjtrojan]

season 2 kicks ass

[sisterimapoet]

i want to buy a guatemalan child. they could wash my clothes and clean my room. and if they didn't, I'D BEAT THEM SO BADLY.

can i buy one too??

How incredibly (unusually) sweet of you.

[eccentricforms]

If I ever have a kid (apparently that's what I call guys and boys) I hope he can grow up to be such a nice, thoughtful young man like that.

[jivecatartfreak]

hmmmm, both admirable gifts Matt, applause. Ok, now I'm really sorry to bug you about this, but I just found out today that Pops is in like 20 days on the 26th 27th and 28th of this month, so... If you could record the music for Why for me I would extremely appreciate it. I pretty much know the song already, I just need to learn it without the words. Thanks again for everything Matt.

[dilettante15]

I miss you, you stupid slut.

[musicnazi84]

aw, you're gonna make me pretend to cry.