Wait, when did we invent the Mebibyte?

I get pop songs stuck in my head. It's the loudest when the rest of my head is the quietest.

It's interesting when your parents move. Your stuff is no longer in that garage. That rock in the garden is no longer yours. But I'm here in the closest thing to "home" for the holidays as I've got, and the cupboards are bare and the photos from the wall are all boxed up. At least, though, the stars are just like I remembered.

You turds, quit getting back together with your exes.

I am like a compass near a magnet--it may not be right but I am sure of which way I must point.

It's been a little more than four years since the first time I packed for McGregor, Texas.

It's been about a year and a half since I learned what it means to give a task everything you've got

It's been over six months since I've been back.

But the one that I'm really counting, it's been five years since...

The moment I start entertaining the thought it might not be possible, it's over.

When I was in school and everyone was working hard and everyone believed that if you just work a little harder you will overcome and you will succeed, I could wake up day after day and get to class and stay up night after night and work to get my homework done. There ( Read more... )

• Please read my most recent email before replying to my previous email
  
• Don't reply and ask me a question I answered in the second paragraph; it's not that hard to scroll down on an iPhone
  

Love,
Me

I don't have kids, I have hardware: http://www.spacex.com/webcast.php

• "Definately" -- your spelling skills are finate.
  
• "rediculous" -- I will Re-dicule you too.
  
• "See bellow" -- No.
  
• "Seperation" -- Especially in a technical document.
  
• "Supposably" -- I hate you.
  

Consciously-made misspellings are usually funny though. Like "Intarwebs".