Beg pardon now... I know this may not be the most popular opinion, but ( Read more... )

All that talk of blood and slaying put me off my appetite.

It's a shame we don't bleed ink here. Wouldn't that be less painful- ? ... No, it wouldn't be less painful at all.

It would just be easier to clean.

- Ah.

Has anyone at all seen the catnip?

I did warn you, didn't I? We cats know these things, I said.

I did say it.

The City decided to try and bribe me for my return, though. A free coin? Now, we cats don't usually have need for coin, but.

Since I'm all the more a stray these days, perhaps I'll take the charity.

You know, animals can predict natural disasters. Earthquakes, tornadoes, floods...

Alice, I think it's about time to-

[...]

[... five minutes.]

[... ten minutes.]

[... this is the sound of one revolver's chamber spinning.]

Ah. I think it's time to lay low for a while.

Cats know these things.

[the video turns on while a cat-eared young woman, wearing only... what looks like an oversized mens shirt and blazer... stretching on a rooftop. Whose rooftop? - Maybe you should check yours.]

Aaaaah- I wondered if this would happen again...

[The voice has changed, but hair color and ears might give this Cheshire away as he- she- flops down in ( Read more... )

This story here, A Tale of The City, or what have you, really is quite remarkable. To have so many characters and so little in the way of rules... and so many characters who can just wander offI think the White Rabbit might have a panic attack! So few rules, so few people obeying their roles ( Read more... )

It's almost disgraceful for a cat who is supposed to be a pet to beg so very much. But when one's mistress is erased from existence, one tends to become a stray again ( Read more... )

[Here is a Cheshire Cat, sitting on a roof, legs dangling over the edge and merrily swinging them, humming a tune in between talk]

It was quite fun, you know- to watch. But it's always best to be watching the curses, rather than be cursed. Of course? Of courseBecause a curse is a curse, of course, of course ( Read more... )

You know, I've had my share of beds to warm, but a man of any species just knows when it's differentIt's no early spring, and not quite the season for such bold declarations of love, but that doesn't really matter. The rules have never held as much sway for me as for the others ( Read more... )

Question!

If you dig a hole in the ground, are you more like a mole, or a pig looking for truffles? Or a worm, or a dog unburying a bone?

Step right up and cast your votes!

I should make this in to a gambling venture. A cat such as I has no use for money, of course, but I could give it away. Charity! An orphanage! This place surely has an ( Read more... )