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[mustbemad]

Oh, gracious. You know... not even my Mistress spoiled me so. Perhaps especially not, now that I say it.

If this continues, I'll have to consider myself rather the popular cat. I don't really like chocolate, though. It's not my thing- and though the flowers smell rather heady... it's quite intoxicating.

My favorites are this and this-

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totally typing with one hand because he's too busy EATING THE CAT'S CHOCOLATE WITH THE OTHER

[mad_here]

Shhutip

[mustbemad]

I can tell someone's mouth is full!

1/2

[mad_here]

I'Mn ot talkking how can y u tell?

[mad_here]

There's NOTHNG To tell1!

[floralities]

Wow, someone is popular.

[mustbemad]

I'm terribly impressed with myself today.

[floralities]

Fish and milk.

[mustbemad]

Someone loves me- it's obvious! I've a secret admirer!

[notflynn]

[Cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears]

Must be the ears.

[mustbemad]

My ears?

[notflynn]

Yeah. A lot of people probably find them pretty charming.

I'M SORRY, BUT HE'S SHOWING INTEREST -

[mad_here]

...would you like a cat?

[horrible_penny]

Are you seriously living on the streets?

[mustbemad]

I am a stray, after all.

[horrible_penny]

You don't need to be. Apartments're easy to get, even if you're a... cat.

You are a cat, right?

[mustbemad]

I am.

[adamantined]

I'm afraid to even ask what your idea of a gift for someone else is.

[mustbemad]

I rather meant to recycle...

But hmmm, if I were to come up with one on my own...

[adamantined]

You can stop right there.

[mustbemad]

... You don't want to know.