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[musthaveitall]

You know, I need a damn last name. You know how irritating it is when you go in to buy expensive things and whoever the fuck you are purchasing from goes in a how-to voice

'And your name, sir?'

Giving them a five letter sin isn't exactly good for business.

It needs some OOMPH children, OOMPH.

Last name suggestions? It'll need to go with Envy, and also

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[sexy_and_skorty]

I think you fell down the stairs today, didn't you?

[musthaveitall]

Well yes BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[sexy_and_skorty]

It might explain a lot of things.

A last name, Greed?

[musthaveitall]

Ignoring that.

Yes, a last name. Wouldn't you prefer having a last name? It could be something fantastical. And that way when we make Gaara go through public education for two years and get called in for parent teacher interviews we can sit there very formally while some old hag addresses us as "Mr and Mrs whatever" and then we can go to events and be introduced as Mr and Mrs whatever and when Gaara gets married to that fox kid whose name shall not be spoken he can be fox kid whose name shall not be spoke 'whatever'.

It'll be great.

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Yes I do have a lot of time to think.

[demonicraccoon]

Yes, of course.

[musthaveitall]

Yeah?

Perfect. I mean great. I mean, yeah.

..... uh... ♥ yeah. Just. Cause. Great.

[demonicraccoon]

Ah, very great. ...thank you. ♥

[musthaveitall]

Yeah. Thank you, really, cutie.

What do you think of the last name JAGGERJACK. :| It would have to tack onto the rest of your name. Maybe with a hyphen. How do you feel about hyphens?

[sexta_espada]

I've always thought that Jaggerjack was a pretty kickass last name. I wouldn't mind being related to you.

Ulquiorra's last name sucks, though. Schiffer. Stupid.

[musthaveitall]

Jaggerjack is a pretty fucking kickass name.

I like it. Wouldn't mind being related to you either.

:| I shall take this up with my other half and son.

Speaking of which, how is YOUR other half?

AND COME OVER FOR DRINKS SOME TIME.

[sexta_espada]

We sort of look like brothers, a little bit, right?

He's fine. Aizen-sama and Ichimaru-sama seem to be off doing things that don't involve paying attention to the Arrancar so we'd been traveling around the world in our spare time, but recently Tousen-sama realized that we were a little too free for his liking and has been sending us off on odd jobs. Sometimes we can go together, but most of the time not. It sucks.

OF COURSE, WHENEVER YOU LIKE!

[musthaveitall]

THE JAGGERJACK BROTHERS. Yeah. I like it.

Ah, fucking superiors. Not that I know about superiors, I have none.

OKAY. WELL. SHOW UP WHENEVER YOU WANT. I'LL HAVE BEVERAGES.

[gemini_aniki]

...You're adopting Gaara-san?

[musthaveitall]

I am indeed, I am indeed.

[gemini_aniki]

Oh. Well, congratulations then.

[musthaveitall]

Thank you! :D

If we celebrate, you're invited.

ALSO. HOW ARE YOU TWO MEN THEN?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Hey, Greed.

[musthaveitall]

Yeeeeeeeeees.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I love you so much.

[musthaveitall]

I love you too.