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[inspirethefire]

SBURB MEME

Today you are planning to play a new game called SBURB with your friends. It's a rather COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING GAME, so honestly I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to avoid the ordeal altogether. There are plenty of COMPLEX RULES, BIZARRE TERMINOLOGY, and lots and lots of WEIRD TIME SHIT.

Once you've set yourself up, you may proceed to

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[inspirethefire]

Your name is HAJIME TANAKA. You like to switch around the order of your name, though, because you're JAPANESE. You don't have a very wide variety of INTERESTS. You're a member of SOME WEIRD CHEERLEADING TEAM, and do a lot of STUDYING. You enjoy reading COMEDIC LITERATURE but are a tad SECRETIVE ABOUT IT. You are less secretive about how much you PUT YOUR NOSE IN OTHER PEOPLES' BUSINESS. Your chumhandle is journeyingGonzalo.

Due to your aversion to fighting, so you use the RIBBON SPECIBUS, which is ALMOST ENTIRELY USELESS. You're still getting used to your OUEN MODUS, which requires you to perform a specific cheering move to access the item you desire.

You have yet to realize your role as the SCOUT OF REASON in the LAND OF PATHS AND BLAZE, but that's getting ahead of things.

[mutedbackbeat]

-- twinBackbeat [TB] began pestering journeyingGonzalo [JG] --

TB: You attack with ribbons? How does that even work? Neg?
TB: Do you tie them up?
TB: Paper cuts?
TB: Neg... Maybe I should say ribbon cuts?
TB: Quit hijacking my phone.
TB: And get off my head.
TB: No.
TB: Get off!
TB: Nope~

[inspirethefire]

JG: Awfully perky today, aren't you.
JG: Ribbonkind mastery takes a delicate finesse.
JG: It requires subtle movements and using the opponent's clumsiness against themselves.
JG: But yeah the general gist of it is tying them up

[mutedbackbeat]

TB: In other words that don't try to make things sound fancy and impressive, you trip people with ribbons.
TB: What are you--!
TB: Talking~
TB: And you'd be perky too if you went from dead to suddenly not-dead and tiny bunny.
TB: ... Please stop making things awkward...
TB: Awkward? Der, what happened this time?

[supremeweek]

Your name is FRANKY. You are a SELF-DESIGNED CYBORG due to UNFORTUNATE BUT BADASS CIRCUMSTANCES. You have a variety of INTERESTS, not the least of which being your love for CARPENTRY. You spend an awful lot of your time BUILDING WEAPONS and drinking an excessive amount of SODA. Your CRAFTING GENIUS, however, has the drawback of giving you NO FASHION SENSE WHATSOEVER. You circumvent this issue by NOT GIVING A SHIT. You pester chums under the handle boxerSupremacy.

You use a combination of the FISTKIND and CANNONKIND SPECIBI when fighting, due to your UNIQUE ANATOMY. You keep your items in your SPEEDO MODUS, which operates in ways no one else ever can understand.

You're pretty comfortable with your status as the ROGUE OF DESIGN, and kick ass in the LAND OF BOLTS AND FIZZ. You've gotten suitable training from the underlings, who were prototyped with A SHARK YOU BLEW UP and the CANNON YOU DID IT WITH. Others in your chain are less pleased with you for this.

[cosimrubber]

-- elasticatedProtagonist [EP] began pestering boxerSupremacy [BS] --
EP: FJLKASFGNAV
EP: JDFVKLSFN
EP: SD
EP: ... OH HEY SORRY I THINK THE TALKY THING TURNED ON WHEN IT WAS IN MY POCKET.
EP: I'M RIDING A HIPPO C|:D

[supremeweek]

BS: salright
BS: that happened to me alot at 1st
BS: godam tiny ass keyboards
BS: smushin all the letters together
BS: like a mall after turkeyday
BS: all the lettersre like fuck you man i wanna get in first
BS: bs is what it is
BS: are hippos even comfortable

[cosimrubber]

EP: YEAH MY FIGNSJERS KEEP HITTING THE WROING BUTTOUONS.
EP: AND NO NOT REALLY.
EP: WHAT WITH THE ANTLERSD.

[love_hurricane]

Your name is SANJI. This might seem a little too abrupt for a two-part name, but let's not get into that in too much detail because the mun will run into difficulties due to inadequate SOURCE MATERIAL. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You are an INSANELY GOOD COOK with a love for WOMEN, FINE WINE and BEING UTTERLY RIDICULOUS KICKING ASS IN A LITERAL FASHION. You also like to READ quite a lot, and specialize in knowledge of OCEANIC MYTHOLOGY, COOKING and STRATEGY. You are stupidly secretive about your PERSONAL HISTORY, although you openly admit to having WORKED AT SEA previously, which is fortunate as you have been coerced into joining LUFFY along with several others to become one of his TRAVELING BAND OF LUNATIC PIRATES. You are still entirely uncertain whether this was a GOOD IDEA. Your chumhandle is corsairCuisinier You largely stick to using your ludicrously overpowered FOOTKIND SPECIBI when fighting, although due to your MUTANT ABILITY this occasionally switches to the FOOT-ON-FIREKIND SPECIBI. You somewhat make up for this with

WITH THE RIGHT CHUMHANDLE THIS TIME

[radioclub_jp]

-- twilightLuminary [TL] began pestering corsairCuisinier [CC] --

TL: Hey~!
TL: I was just wondering~ what's for dinner tonight~?

[love_hurricane]

CC: Oh! Hello mademoiselle! <3
CC: Well, I suppose whatever I can make out of these freak-ass imp things that keep asking me to fricassee them.
CC: Although I'm sure I'd be happy to try and find something more appetizing for you <3
CC: Did you have anything in mind? Also, I have the stangest feeling that I know you, but I don't think I do, do I? <3

[radioclub_jp]

TL: Mm, we've met before~
TL: Once or twice~
TL: You might not remember, though~
TL: At least, not yet~

[cosimrubber]

Your name is MONKEY D. LUFFY. You have no idea what the D stands for but it will no doubt be revealed at some time in the future as a CRITICAL PLOT POINT that EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE GUESSED. You are INFECTIOUSLY CHEERFUL and are utterly lovable despite being a COMPLETE MORON. You have a large number of INTERESTS, mainly because you are interested in EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY PIRATES. Your dream is to find the legendary One Piece and become the WEASEL PIRATE KING, and to this end you are constantly working on assembling your TRAVELING BAND OF LUNATIC PIRATES who are your bestest friends ever. You are completely certain that this is a GOOD IDEA. Your chumhandle is elasticatedProtagonistYou imaginatively employ your RUBBER SPECIBI during fights, which can vary from being COMICALLY INEFFECTIVE to TERRIFYINGLY ADEPT. You keep your items in your BELOVED HAT MODUS, which operates in a way which nobody can understand least of all you, but you don't really mind because it is a MYSTERY MODUS

[hanahanasunday]

-- handyHistorian [HH] began pestering elasticatedProtagonist [EP] --

HH: Captain? You're playing this game as well?
HH: Well, I cannot say I am very surprised.
HH: Are you having fun?

[cosimrubber]

EP: OH HI ROBIN! C|:D.
EP: YES I AM HAVING A LOT OF FUN!!!!
EP: HIPPOS HAVE ANTLERS RIGHT?

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

Your name is NEIL RICHARDS MAD MOD. You are an OCCASIONALLY TANGIBLE HOLOGRAM due to UNFORTUNATE BUT SOMEHOW STILL AMUSING CIRCUMSTANCES. You have an increasing number of INTERESTS, mostly because one potential downside of being IMMORTAL is that you are prone to GETTING BORED EASILY. You are a highly practiced HYPNOTIST, FASHION DESIGNER AND TECHNICIAN with an unnerving ability to accurately psychoanalyze people as a CONVOLUTED MEANS OF TROLLING. Your chumhandle is haxBritaniaYour HOLOGRAPHIC ABUSE OF REALITY (HAR) SPECIBI can come in useful during conflicts, but you generally just use it to make opponents (or companions) flip their shit or LOOK LIKE THE WITLESS FOOLS THEY ARE. You keep your items in your CANE MODUS, which is controlled by randomly generated digitally coded electrical inputs which make it completely unpredictable and illogical, which is why you are able to use it perfectly

[jackbotsattack]

-- awesomeRoboticist [AR] began pestering haxBritania [JG] --
AR: okay so im kind of wondering if playing this game was a good idea
AR: i mean, i get that it brings about the end of the world and all
AR: but i think were supposed to be stopping that
AR: except its gonna be futile, so i guess its still evil
AR: either way i dont wanna be around when the world ends

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

HB: So what you're basically saying is that you just wasted twenty seconds of my now-potentially-limited existence by debating with yourself about something that makes debating about it redundant.
HB: Because there is basically no way to argue for or against it.
HB: B|.

did I say JG I meant HB /faaail

[jackbotsattack]

AR: well im sorry if im just a little bit panicked here
AR: maybe you just dont understand cuz you can go all ghosty and not get hit
AR: but this is not pretend video game damage
AR: this hurts
AR: and it is not fun
AR: i wanna go home and for the world to not end while i am on it
AR: TT_TT