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[inspirethefire]

SBURB MEME

Today you are planning to play a new game called SBURB with your friends. It's a rather COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING GAME, so honestly I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to avoid the ordeal altogether. There are plenty of COMPLEX RULES, BIZARRE TERMINOLOGY, and lots and lots of WEIRD TIME SHIT.

Once you've set yourself up, you may proceed to

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[mutedbackbeat]

Your name is DERRICK WILLIAMS. You were a conflicted FUZZBALL with emoing tendencies, but due to CIRCUMSTANCES involving accidentally PROTOTYPING A NEGABUN PLUSH and YOUR DEAD BROTHER, you've become happy since he's AROUND AGAIN... except for the part where he SITS ON YOUR HEAD and MESSES WITH YOUR HAIR, much to your ANNOYANCE. You have a variety of INTERESTS like SKATEBOARDING, MUSIC, and CAPPERS, but you have trouble finding people who have similar INTERESTS anymore. Your chumhandle is twinBackbeatYou use DANCEKIND when fighting, though you are not sure how you can BREAK OUT IN SWEET MOVES and also GLOWY THINGS. You keep your items in your BROKEN LINK MODUS, which your SECRET AGENT FUTURE SELF comes and gives you the ITEM. It is very strange, but you have given up QUESTIONING IT. Clearly some strange TIME TRAVEL DE-AGEING is at work here

[historycodebook]

Your name is SATOSHI FUJIO but you mostly go by REKI. You don't have a variety of INTERESTS because you are TOO BUSY DOING YOUR JOB. You also look different from normal because you first PROTOTYPED an MMORPG CD and then accidentally PROTOTYPED YOURSELF, but no one knows how you managed to do that and not SCREW UP THE GAME. Your chumhandle is historicCodebook.

You use HOLOSCREENKIND when fighting and spend a good amount of time making things run into them. You keep your items in your BOOK MODUS, which is very easy due to your REKISPRITE status.

You are the PAGE OF ECLIPSE in the LAND OF TWILIGHT AND CONSTRUCTION. You wish others in your chain would actually DO THEIR WORK for once.

[hanahanasunday]

Your name is ROBIN NICO. You were formerly an ASSASSIN but have since opted for the less dangerous life of a HISTORY TEACHER. You have a variety of INTERESTS, not the least of which are HISTORY and ARCHAEOLOGY. You have a fondness for the MACABRE, and often find things CUTE that others would call MONSTROUS. You encourage others in SILLY ANTICS but do not engage in them yourself because it would be EMBARRASSING to you as a HUMAN BEING. You also have an almost unhealthy addiction to COFFEE but this may be because you DON'T GET MUCH SLEEP. You have a MYSTERIOUS AND HORRIBLE PAST which will be revealed at the MOST EMOTIONAL MOMENT POSSIBLE. You unhesitatingly joined LUFFY in his TRAVELING BAND OF LUNATIC PIRATES because you seek the FREEDOM OF THE SEA. You are almost certain this was a GOOD IDEA. Your chumhandle is the alliterative handyHistorian.

Thanks to your MUTANT ABILITY, you use the FREE-LIMB STRIFE SPECIBUS. This means you can SPROUT LIMBS from any surface. This is very useful in ASSASSINATION and also makes it easy to SPY on

[jackbotsattack]

Your name is JACK SPICER. You are an EVIL BOY GENIUS who has a severe lack of COMMON SENSE. Your main interest is in ROBOTICS, especially robots with ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. You are also fond of MONKEYS and are exceptionally good at ICE SKATING. You one day aspire to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Your parents are EXCEEDINGLY WEALTHY and are also away all the time on BUSINESS. They try to fill the emotional void in your life this creates by sending you PRESENTS from their travels. It doesn't really work. You are NOT NECESSARILY ANTI-SOCIAL but are very bad at actually socializing and your constant yammering about being EVIL and TAKING OVER THE WORLD annoys everyone around you. Your chumHandle is awesomeRoboticist.

You are generally SCARED of fighting enemies and attack from afar with your various JACKBOTS. When forced to fight up close you use your STAFFKIND SPECIBUS, usually employing a particular STAFF called the MONKEY STAFF. Once using it, your SPECIBUS switches to MONKEYKIND. You keep all your things in your TOOLBOX MODUS. It generally

[mutedbackbeat]

-- twinBackbeat [TB] began pestering awesomeRoboticist [JG] --

TB: ... Why is your sprite you?
TB: Doubles unite!
TB: ...
TB: What? Just because I'm part Negabun doesn't mean I can't say anything. There is so~ much stuff I know that you don't.
TB: I have no problem with hijacking your stuff to do so.
TB: Like that guy? Totally has the balance of good and evil going on.
TB: And hey! Don't mess with my brother, or you'll have me to deal with. Neg!
TB: "Neg"?
TB: I dunno. Felt like saying it.

-- twinBackbeat [TB] began pestering awesomeRoboticist [JG] --
TB: TEXT GOES HERE!
TB: TEXT GOES HERE!

[jackbotsattack]

AR: yeah, about that
AR: i was hoping he would shut up if i threw him in the glowing... thing
AR: i didn't know that would mean he had to follow me around
AR: its really annoying
AR: hey, what are you do-
AR: HIHIHI BESTEST FRIEND!!!
AR: OOOOOH, I'm so excited to be playing this game with you guys!!!
AR: We're going to have SO MUCH FUN!!!
AR: As long as we have good on our side, there's nothing we can't do!!!
AR: oh my gosh
AR: shut up
AR: before i feed you to the imps
AR: D:
AR: Don't be such a sourpuss!

[mutedbackbeat]

TB: ...
TB: ...
TB: Yeah. Gack, keep him in line. Neg.

[lovableclover]

Your name is YOTSUBA KOIWAI. Your names should really be the other way around, as you are JAPANESE. Or as you were raised JAPANESE. You actually come from AN ISLAND TO THE LEFT. You have a huge variety of interests that basically encompasses EVERYTHING THAT EVER EXISTED EVER. Your biggest interests, however, are CICADA CATCHING, DRAWING, and PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS. You also really enjoy BIKING and BADMINTON. You only dislike SCARECROWS, TENGU, CARDBOARD ROBOTS, BOXERMAN, and YANDA. And you love your DADDY a whole lot and believe he is the GREATEST PERSON EVER. Even if he is TOO HEAVY TO SWIM and CHEATS AT GAMES and won't let you eat INSTANT RAMAN more than once a week. Your chumHandle is luckyClover.

You use your IMAGINATIONKIND SPECIBUS against enemies, and fight them based on WHATEVER YOU'RE INTERESTED IN at that moment. Though you often end up befriending the imps through your POWERS OF ADORABLE rather than fighting them. If they are ever bad, you are not afraid to give them a good BONK ON THE HEAD. You keep all your STUFF in