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[inspirethefire]

SBURB MEME

Today you are planning to play a new game called SBURB with your friends. It's a rather COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING GAME, so honestly I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to avoid the ordeal altogether. There are plenty of COMPLEX RULES, BIZARRE TERMINOLOGY, and lots and lots of WEIRD TIME SHIT.

Once you've set yourself up, you may proceed to

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[yaybottlecaps]

Your name is JAMES KOJIRO. You do not actually have a LAST NAME, so your mun stuck your ORIGINAL JAPANESE NAME onto the end. It is much better than the STUPID ONE SHE MADE UP. You are part of a thieving trio duo known as TEAM ROCKET with your best friend JESSIE. You have several interests. THIEVING is one, of course, but you also have a deep love of COLLECTING BOTTLE CAPS. You enjoy helping JESSIE assemble the GIANT ROBOTS you order to help you in your thievery of all the town's CAPPERS MONEY. You also like digging PIT TRAPS and MOUNTAINEERING. You have great FASHION SENSE. This is especially useful for all the DISGUISES you and JESSIE use in your SCHEMES, though you usually end up BEING THE GIRL. Your chumHandle is madeDouble.

You use a SHOVELKIND SPECIBUS. This allows you to dig PIT TRAPS at your leisure to leave for enemies. It is also, of course, useful to whack imps with. Even with your SPECIBUS, you are most effective when paired with JESSIE. You keep your huge BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION and all your other things in your ROSE MODUS

[radioclub_jp]

Your name is PAPRIKA. You used to be the DREAM SELF OF ATSUKO CHIBA, but through a variety of WEIRD SHIT you have become a COMPLETELY SEPARATE PERSON, which doesn't bother you as much as it should. You dwell on and around PROSPIT, where you frequently SPY ON THE DREAMS OF UNSUSPECTING CHILDREN, which incidentally is one of your INTERESTS. You also enjoy PSYCHOANALYSIS and MOVIES, and fancy yourself a pretty good ACTRESS. Your chumhandle is twilightLuminaryYou are kind of a REALLY SHITTY FIGHTER. You accidentally allocated your STRIFE SPECIBUS to GUITARKIND the first time you used it, but as you don't own a guitar, it's PRETTY MUCH USELESS. Fortunately, your INCEPTION MODUS allows you to retrieve whatever items you generate in your DREAMS. As you exist in a permanent dream state, this modus allows you to CHEAT SHAMELESSLY