Hrmmm.

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Well, wish me luck everyone. Looks like I'm going to be a father.

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Ummmm

[thorsbane]

Good luck?

[androidlusts]

I take it your not talking about a pet..{this isn't an april fools joke is it?}

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Why yes I do believe it is.

Haha

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Yeah, Eugene + sex == (undefined operation: incompatible types). You know you're just keeping them all on the leash to get 'em riled up so that soon you can have a massive orgy with all the 80,000 women every day writing to say "Call me sweeeeeetiiiiiieeee ^_^. We need to spend some time together ^o^". :)

[kenmastersx]

Dammit Richard, you're so mean.

Whooo

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I love April 1st. Unfortunately the amount of pranks on the internet's number one holiday was very small this year, although it did probably add to my credibility there. I didn't have a fun elaborate plan, but I figured short and simple was good enough to get a few people freaked out.