So, we were doing a lotus kick in Kung Fu the other night and it turns out I shouldn't have tried it. I ended up spraining my ankle and can't put weight on it for a week. The good news is that chicks dig guys with injuries, especially when you make up some manly story for it. And this time I actually have one as opposed to last time when I just ( Read more... )

So, been unemployed for over 2 weeks now. Been looking for a job for 6 months. Still no call backs or anything. Which brings me to my next point, is anyone looking for a Mechanical Engineer? Or if you just know someone that's looking for a Mechanical Engineer that would be great.

First, I just want to start off by saying that I hate stupid people. With that said, one of the guys here sunk the airboat today. It wasn't ours either, it was another one of the field office's. Now we'll never live this one down even though that office sunk the same boat more than once.

Ok, so I figured the adventures of this past weekend were worth writing down, so here goes. Friday was graduation for UNO and I was going since just about everyone I knew in my class was graduating. (I will be done at the end of June if anyone wants to write that down, don't know if I'll wait til December to walk though.) So I get a call about 4:30 ( Read more... )

I know it's been a while, but I made a couple of observations that I had to share with people. First, if people are going to put "Jesus" fish on their cars then they should try to drive and act a little less like huge assholes. I saw at least two huge assholes with the "Jesus" fish on their cars and one of them was the kind with Jesus actually ( Read more... )

So I come home to find some sort of putrid(sp?) smell emanating from my apartment. I proceed to the kitchen where I have to search for a puddle of cat piss in between dry heaves. When I find it I immediately spray it with cleaning stuff and wipe it up. I do this one more time just to be sure and then spray it with Lysol twice. It still stinks, but ( Read more... )

I'm slowly slipping into insanity. There's only two people left at work, niether of them is the boss. I have had nothing to do all day. I take that back, I had to do something that took an hour. One hour out of 10. It probably could've only taken 10 minutes but I tried to stretch it out. I think I'm going to come in tomorrow for half a day to make ( Read more... )

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I'm an idiot.