Kentucky Bourbon smells like birthday cake.

I'm smarter, but everything's worse.

I will still use LJ, but I'm making most (if not all) of the rest of my posts private. If you wanna know why, read the entire archive of BOP. That is all.

I hope before the summer ends I get in shape again and relearn the guitar. And here's hoping I get a tan from more than a parking lot (great line Sewell ( Read more... )

I know every stand up comic who's been even remotely popular in the past 30 years ( Read more... )

The best song ever is "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp. No? Well, maybe, but it's damn close for me ( Read more... )

I've only listened to the Moon and Antarctica CD, but Modest Mouse is brilliant. Not only is Float on (see the video to grasp the hidden magnificence to the last few lines) 1 of the best songs I've ever heard, but there's a couple gems in that one too. 3rd Planet, the 1st song, has goddamn evocative chorus lyrics - and I don't normally like that ( Read more... )

Long one, involving family history, music, and literary bents. Might as well mention that school's over now, since it means different things than it usually does, so I'll skip that for now ( Read more... )

"I've never thought that much about my mom, to tell you the truth. All she does is sit around, keep after me and my dad, and read romance novels. Sad, eh ( Read more... )

This one's about a dream. Don't bother reading it, just remember the dream movie, Waking Life, and its line (said by its director) that dream discussions are 10 minutes of boredom. Go sign up for Josh's Baseball thing instead, or read Dr. Dolan's review of Tolkien - yet another thing that's scarred my precious sense of aesthetics (I liked the ( Read more... )