Please Mr. President Obama sir, please shave "The Prez" in some swirly cursive on your caramel dome.

What perfect weather for all the Halloween whores!

since i have sooo much homework i decided to finally stop putting off this daily project i've been wanting to start.
here it is in all its glorious gayness:
http://muxoxo.tumblr.com/

i just had the worst cta experience ever and may i add that i have been punched by a homeless person on the train and have overheard a diarrhea in a cup story ( Read more... )

i'll admit i pretty much do things exactly the same every time. usually whatever worked the first time is how shit's gonna be. habit, superstition, cuckoopantsness...whatevs, that's just how it is ( Read more... )

people have hard lives. look at pretty much anyone and you can see it. it's still kind of hard to give a shit sometimes. a lot of the time. tuff titty, right ( Read more... )

brian lent us rock band last sunday. i was so excited to start my band with emily: peachfuzz, thunderclit & gunt. guess what? rock band kinda blows. the peripherals are no fun and i'm sad because i truly loved me some guitar hero ( Read more... )

Last night I drank some of Emily's cockta. Not so nice.

since my cell phone passed away in the tornado i've had to do this thing where i look at my watch and then actually figure out what time it is. i can't just look at my watch, pause and then look at my cell phone to see the time.

i am either a 40 year old or a 13 year old in the body of a 30 year old. some days it is just so hard to tell.