Nick Saban is nothing but a glorified douche bag. Nick Saban, kindly suckle on my dog's ass juice.
Oh, and take note of that Sicilan man following you... He's part of my family.

HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES, BEYOTCHES!!!!!!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

LSU!
LSU!
LSU!
LSU!

HELL YEAH! I TOLD Y

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It is going to be really weird when I have to walk out on stage at the concerts and tune the band. I guess I've never been made to feel like a concert master. What the hell is a concert MASTER anyway? Someone who plays the violin really sharp? (Would it be sharply? In an annoyingly sharp manner ( Read more... )

Two months off does not a good clarinet player make.

I am so sick of the bs.
Hey; well, at least school is over.
For a week or so.
Whoopdie freakin' do.
I can only hope for more thunderstorms.
TODAY: My range in my kitchen caught on fire. After I put that out, I proceeded to put my fish in the toaster oven and it started smoking.
That sucked.
I think it's a sign that I need not eat.

Yep! I no longer have a Facebook account. People can either pick up the phone, e-mail me, or MySpace me. I just realized how many people actually don't care enough to ask questions before assuming things. Jokes are supposed to be funny! Kind of like the completely useless biography for the day.

Please, oh please...
DON'T BE THIS GUY!

http://students.washington.edu/jhbell/recordings.html

Seriously...

I am pretty sure I know the male version of me...and that is creepy, intriguing, odd, and ultimately sexy as hell. After all, musicians are narcissistic sadomasochists.