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someone find me a job
bum stage is over

dough, that's your cue to roll in

why the fuck did i have to wake up so early

i hate the morning unless i'm not alone

and i am.

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there have been many a casualty in room 218 at the budget inn on rt 46 in parsippany, nj ( Read more... )

shush

confusion ( Read more... )

last night while i was seeing dane cook, who fucking reigned, by the way, david was having broom fights in bad luck pool 13, aka brians pool, and he got walloped with a broom. blood everywhere, but instead of seeking medical attention, he drank more, watched a movie, got something to eat, and smoked a blunt. he was bleeding for 5 hours before he ( Read more... )

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