of montreal is the best band ever.

name your kid fritz or the girl gets it.

why does the richest man in the world have glasses? you'd think he could afford roboeyes with heat seekers or something.

no one tells anyone to go suck an egg anymore.

im real drunk. i touched a stripper. im going back tuesday. hahahahaha

theres nowhere to go from here but up. cause i dont have a shovel. im listening to alkaline trio and wishing it was 4 years ago.
oh yeah, i turn 21 in 30 days. pray for me.

i don't know the difference between happy and not happy anymore ( Read more... )

it's the night before a holiday and everyone's out. i'm gonna go clean my ass in the bidet.

edit: that was spec fucking tacular im never wiping my ass again

let's smoke.