dude. my sister-dood is interning at saturday night live in new york and hopefully the whitney (i'm not even gonna pretend i am smart or cultured enough to know what that is, but from what i hear it's pretty damn big-n-cool.) Congratualations missy - that's like something out of a novel by sylvia plath or something (okay but minus the whole going ( Read more... )

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owe man, remind me not to work-out after like...8pm...i am so energized and it is 2am. how am i ever going to get SLEEP ( Read more... )

i just bought a bowflex extreme 2. i am beyond excited. bowflexfitness.com
i wish i was a dancer. i'll just dance by myself.
i love summer. it's summer in my head.
scott is gonna be so excited.
where's my bowflex.
this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-n-annanayeah!

I can't sleep. I miss my cats and I can't sleep without them. I have half a mind to drive to Davison at 1am and sleep there just so I can sleep with my cats. I really can not stop thinking about how much I miss them. And I keep thinking I hear cat noises. Scott asked me if I miss them more than I miss him. "of course not!" (I do! I do!)

Rob's stupid dog ate my teeth. Literally ate them.

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Written by poserorprophet, in AbortionDebate:Jennifer Baumgardner, a noted feminist activist, has recently designed and marketed a t-shirt that has sparked an (inter)national response, becoming a lightning rod for the emotions that surround the abortion debate. The shirt simply declares ( Read more... )

My new phone cost $250.00
My phone bill this month will be $370.00
My check this week is $850.00

Lesson 1: Get insurance on your phone, even if you think you won't need it.

Lesson 2: Work hard, so when you don't listen to me and fail toget insurance anyways, at least you will have enough money to pay for the stupid thing.