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[my_brush_is_big]

I do not understand some of these people called my "clients".

Some of them want to buy me things. Others want me to do things for them. I believe some of them are unclear on what kind of services we offer.

...What kind of services do we offer?

[ooc; sai's only been working here for like a couple months. HE DON'T KNOW THINGS. HE'S JUST THE

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[dirtypettything]

If they want to buy you things, I say let them. Free things are the best things~

[my_brush_is_big]

I was under the impression you had to earn things.

[dirtypettything]

You are earning them. Accepting gifts properly is work. I have a lot of clients who buy me things basically because it pleases them to pamper me. Part of my job is to judge the quality and value of their gifts and scorn or favour them correspondingly. If you have clients buying you gifts, it is because they enjoy it and enjoy this particular game. If you wish to maintain this client (which you probably do seeing as gifts usually mean they treat you well) then it is best to play along.

[feelgood_oncall]

........Maybe I should look into switching professions.

[curious_motive]

We offer pleasure, of course. And if you want to be paid, then may I suggest that perhaps you should consider doing whatever the client wants? If they care unclear on what is being offered, just smile and tell them to imagine the possibilities.

I assure you that this will make everything much clearer.

[my_brush_is_big]

I am very good at smiling. I think I will do that.

Thank you.

[curious_motive]

Glad to be of service~ If you have any other questions, I will be happy to help you.

[ooc: By "help you", he means "fuck with you". You know it's true.]

[darkreddreams]

Refer to company manual.

[maximum_awesome]

sometimes i think some of us are prostitutes except we're not allowed to actually say that

[porcelain_pink]

NARUTO!

[dirtypettything]

What did you think you were, honey? Even in Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts can admit the true nature of her career. Delusions are useless.

[porcelain_pink]

Well, actually the definition of a prostitute is: to offer indiscriminately for sexual intercourse especially for money. Which I have not done. And therefore I'm not a prostitute. I can't speak for anyone else though.

[an_oralfixation]

We go on dinner dates, get given gifts, paid ridiculous amounts of money and we do what the client wants. Practice your deep throating skills and get well-acquainted with some lube. We're expensive prostitutes, really.