I just had a realisation while watching a mistakenly brief moment of American Idol. The guy trying to sing actually looked and sounded like he had a cow licking his arse while he was *performing*

"I can do stuff with knives now"
Not quite as ominous as it sounds.
She learned to eat her pancake with a knife and fork this morning,
but who knows what this could lead to.

What will you be when you grow up?
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Where will you be stabbed?


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My Dad rang me this evening to give me the following news;
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RICHMOND. _ Kristie Brooke.
Passed away suddenly at Royal
Womens Hospital on Fri. Aug.
18, 2006 aged 29 years.
Dearly loved daughter of Brian,
step-daughter of Sue and
mother of Kyle. Cherished
partner of John.
Kristie, you lived your life like a
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6/6/6 - Today has been pretty much like every other day in hell!!