quotes from the ace man

Jan 16, 2005 21:20

"Why on Earth would anyone want to help their mom get laid? Just buy her a vibrator and a subscription to cable."

CALLER: My boyfriend masturbates at least once a day, every day. I don't know WHY he's doing that.
ADAM: Uhh, it feels good?

"Wet dreams are just God wacking you off."

"YOU may be laughing, but your vagina is smilin"

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pixie_tint January 17 2005, 17:28:20 UTC
He's so fucking stupid and such a damned jerk...and that's why I love him so <3

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my_own_hell January 17 2005, 17:50:13 UTC
word

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