I feel completely alone. Even though I am surrounded by people.

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LOOKIE!   and it bitches

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You Are 22 Years Old 22 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

mix tapes rock my socks

ure never too cool for the cassettes

"Why on Earth would anyone want to help their mom get laid? Just buy her a vibrator and a subscription to cable."

CALLER: My boyfriend masturbates at least once a day, every day. I don't know WHY he's doing that.
ADAM: Uhh, it feels good?

"Wet dreams are just God wacking you off."

"YOU may be laughing, but your vagina is smilin"

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( how to be annoying hmm )

all i got to say is thank god lj is back i was honestly freaking out there!!! haha me such a loser