Last night I met a giant brown-green slug. I watched him/her for a while and touched him/her with my finger, which caused him/her to become a really small, immovable oval tightly suctioned to the ground. Then he/she climbed onto my hand and we hung out for a while and then I put him/her on a leaf ( Read more... )

i ate some durian candy and now every time i belch i want to vomit

it won't stop

True story.

last night we were out on a catch and joy got bit in the face by an alligator and she was all like :( and the alligator was all like :\/

Locally, the housing market is obscene. Prices are insane, which means that new developments are springing up everywhere, full of gargantuan houses in which only one or two people will live ( Read more... )

behold the tetsujin_agita saga ok ( Read more... )

hehe i bet his last words were go go gadget afterlife

[16:08:11] me: which do you think is the stronger statement product x is for the birds or product x is the pits over ( Read more... )

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[22:03:25] me: man, that dude sure does make a lot of words ( Read more... )