A year ago life was shitty. This year, much better. It started out pretty damn well. I got the girl for me now :D and Im gunna spend the rest of my life with her. THat is so fucking awsome. err dun have time for anymore

Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street trader on insider-trading charges - but he insists he's a time-traveller from the year 2256 ( Read more... )

Morris asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees ( Read more... )

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we should get her for this," said the first boy. "
I agree. We'll grab her..." said the second.
"Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang ( Read more... )

Sometimes i feel like using this thing to bitch about our "war", but nah, I wont waste your time krystal and shevon. what I think about that doesnt matter one damn fucking bit. I know you two are the only ones who read this, and for not thats all I want. i never get the random people so that dun matter. Im trying to start over on my life, and ( Read more... )

and I dont want to fucking go to school...ahh..i must say i havent quit smiling since friday "its funny how I never felt so good, its a feeling i know i'll never never forget" hah...interesting how that song fits so fucking well....eh..ill do a real entry at school

Eh, I dont want to go to school. Im so fucking tired. I just want to go back to sleep, or go back to Indiana. Either would be just fine with me. Lmao on tv there is a commercial for a computer repair service called "Geeks On Call" lmao...hah stupid people...oh well. *yawns* so fucking tired, but it was worth staying up late the past couple days ( Read more... )

Name: Michael (Mikey) Williams ( Read more... )