I'm about to go postal on United Healthcare. I've only had this CRAPASS insurance for 30 days and I feel like I'm being fucked over six ways from Sunday ( Read more... )

Me: Hello Mr. _______. This is Sarah from VMI returning your call ( Read more... )

On Saturday I volunteered at an event with the AAWL. It was my duty to load (at 8AM!!!), drive, unload, reload, drive again and unload the kennel truck with all the animals we were taking to the event. Three dogs, three kittens and two adult cats. During the unloading process at the end of the day as I was trying to put PK Bella (a deaf pit/ ( Read more... )

In preparation for my trip to Costa Rica next month (as in I leave in TWO WEEKS) I have gone off food and alcohol. I remember when I used to work for Jan and her Little Black Binder of Doom and how grumpy she always was because the only thing she’d eat at lunch is a cucumber and now here I am doing the same damn thing. Well, not a cucumber. ( Read more... )

What's a girl to do when the gay boy she went on a date with asks her out for a second date? Possible ideas ( Read more... )

If you have ever internet dated then you have had that moment when you first lay eyes on the Real Life version of the person in the profile and your heart sinks. You think, NO WAY! Unfortunately it’s always, YES WAY! This is exactly what happened to me last night ( Read more... )

In an exercise in futility I decided to internet date this year because my goal for 2010 is to put myself out into the world again. So I’m on the market! Officially! Does anyone know anyone who would like to make a baby with me in the 4 years? LOL. Really it’s all about finding someone to make a baby with because I’m not looking forward to the ( Read more... )

I worked for Evil!Church as Pastor’s Secretary for two years, 1998-2000. LONGEST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE. But I digress. During that time I was also in charge of the performing arts ministry at the church, and there was one woman in particular who became a good friend of mine, Tanya. She was older, married and had something like 5,687,489 children ( Read more... )

1. What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before ( Read more... )

My beliefs have changed a lot since I first started this journal in 2003. In many ways I’ve done a 180 in my religious, political and social convictions. I guess that’s what you do in your 20’s… change. I know the changes life has wrought within me were all definitely for the better. I’m a much more open-minded, caring and self-actualized ( Read more... )