And I haven't managed to move past it yet. So I figured I'd update this thing in an attempt to waste the last half hour of my workday ( Read more... )

It's rather uncool to tell a girl you're falling in love with her, and then disappear for 2 days without a phone call or a text. Am I right or am I right???

And have enough healthy, low-cal meals for both lunch and dinner each day this week for only $36. The best part? None of it has to actually be cooked, save for the chicken breasts - but they are already seasoned, stuffed with feta cheese and come with a marinara topping. I seriously love that place ( Read more... )

Over four years! And Matt and I transitioned from “dating” to “boyfriend/girlfriend” in that really simple internet dating way. Oh, he took his online dating profile down... presto! We’re a couple ( Read more... )

Friday night I went to Cats with my old friend Heather. Let me just say this about the show... wha huh? I enjoyed it, but do not understand why it's the longest running Broadway show ever. It was good but it wasn't THAT good. The first half I kept trying to figure out what the heck was going on, and then finally in the second half I realized ( Read more... )

The annoying phone call of the day goes to this dude ( Read more... )

After so many weeks of finance and accounting and stats and numbersnumbersnumbers it's SO NICE to be in a marketing class. Something I'm actually good at! I love my instructor, she's probably one of the best I've had since starting at UOP last year. She's really smart, engaging and I am actually LEARNING SOMETHING. If you can believe it. I ( Read more... )

"Fuck I forgot you were in class tonight. That sucks ass cause I'm just sitting here checking out gay porn, listening to 80s music and drinking schlitz malt liquor. Fuck!"

I mean really, is it any wonder why I'm dating him when he leaves me voice mail such as this?

And an orgasm wouldn't have felt so good ( Read more... )

Me and the DMV ( Read more... )