welllllllll no 0 is wonderfullllllll ( Read more... )

dedicated to anastasia:
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight
I FUCKING NEED YOU MORE THAN EVA!

ooooh yea

and that's all bitch...

god damn anastasia's a ho ( Read more... )

god the faint make me want to have a rave in my chair!!!! it'd be a tight squeeze but i mean the chair spins ( Read more... )

Hi. I'm megan. I don't have a penis, but I AM a big penis. When I touch people they scream, "OH MY GOSH!!! I AM BEING TOUCHED BY AN ENORMOUS PENIS!!!". And they are, because that's exactly what I am; a huge penis ( Read more... )

well summers almost over...what a bitch...it hasn't felt anything like summer it feels like the worst and longest fucking weekend of my life! yea there were fun times but over all it's been shitty...i want my damn summer...now back to school and homework and stupid people and crappy cafeteria food and no money and yea the list goes on...i don't ( Read more... )

oooooooooo wow i was soooo tired today, cuz yesteray i was uber busy and didn't get home til like 1 30 - 2 and then went to bed at like 4 or something and then woke up at like 6 30 - 7 and it was a masssively long day and i just wanted to sleep and sleep and sleep. i swear i woke up feeling like i was gonna be sick but eventually like a little into ( Read more... )

well yestarday was a long day, it started at anaCACA's house and then at like 1 i went home because i had a feeling i should go home and then matt called and i went with him to pick up candace from the airport which her flight got delayed twice and the rerouted so matt and i went to denny's and talked about stuffand then matt dropeed me off at ( Read more... )

Did you know that I am semi-retarded? I swallowed fish food once because I was convinced that I'd magically transform into a fish, or maybe perhaps become a flake of fish food. The fire in my pants is often too blinding for me to look it in the mirror. I need to wear sunglasses when I am running around naked because I don't want to catch the glare ( Read more... )

well nice anastasia played my alarm this morning and woke me up at 10 30.....not long after the morning turned sad....my aunt called about my dad and yea so.....he needs a mirace which probably won't happpen seeing as it's a miracle and that's rare...but the coolest or weirdest, for lack of better words, thing accoured this morning. i was waiting ( Read more... )