Is when your dad has a heart attack during the night (and didn't know it) and you take him to the hospital the next morning because he couldnt breathe, walk with him into the emergency room where they take him right away, sedate him and put a breathing tube down his throat and keep him that way for 4 days. He has pneumonia and his lungs were full ( Read more... )

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at school. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read ( Read more... )

So for the past year or so the women at my work, for whatever reason,are having trouble in the women's bathroom. I don't even know how many e-mails we've received and how many meetings we've been to about proper bathroom etiquette. Seriously, I don't know what is wrong with the women ( Read more... )

I love being in a relationship and being completely miserable.

I have a habit of wishing unhopeful and unforgiving things upon members of the opposite sex, most in particular ones that I have had relations with ( Read more... )

I didn't go to work today. I'll probably get in trouble for it too. I don't know when I stopped caring about getting ready for work, or coming in on time, or even going. It's not just my job I hate, it's the whole "working" thing I don't really care for. I'm really behind at work, but I don't seem to care enough to fix it. Oh well ( Read more... )

My laptop works again!

Do it

Vote Dina Titus for Governor.

Really

Do it

ChokexFallxDie: you know what i really want to start saying ( Read more... )

I like how I go to bed at 8am and wake up at 4 am and can't go back to sleep ( Read more... )