A Handy Fashion Guide for Court

[mybadhairlife]

1. If you would wear it out to 'da club, DO NOT wear it to court.(NB: this also applies to your makeup application.)
2. If any part of your outfit could be described with the words "sequined", "mesh", "net", "illusion fabric" or "see through", DO NOT wear it to court.
3. If any part of your outfit could be described as "nipple-i-cious", DO NOT wear it to

Comments

[crankyliberal]

You forgot:

11. If your clothing features swear words, sexual references, or naked women DO NOT WEAR IT TO COURT

-and-

12. If potential gang affilation is an issue, don't wear gang colors to court! (or to your supervised visits with your children, dumbass)

[michigantroll]

Another friendly tip: the human olfactory system quickly adapts to smells. Before you go to court, have a friend who hasn't been around you for a while check that your clothes don't reek of pot smoke.