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,__/- [audio]
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this place sucks.
I can't believe how long I've been here, stuck in this place with Yzma and that big, fat oaf. Yeah, that's right. I said it. Big. Fat. Oaf. You know, you're perfect for each other. It's dis-gus-ting.
I'm going to get a smoothie. -
,__/- [audio]
[Screaming. Terrified, girlish screaming.]
DEMON LLAMA MURDERER! DEMON LLAMA MURDERER!
She's gonna kill me, she's gonna kill me, I'm gonna die--
I DON'T WANT TO DIIIE-HIII-HIII
WAAAAAAAH--
[Hoof clattering, slamming doors.] -
,__/- [audio]
Ohohokay. Why you guys are all having fun being COMPLETELY CRAZY, I'm going to be over here in Tra-La-La Land with my beautiful self, struttin' my stuff for the lay-deez.
Uh huh, uh huh~
This stupid mansion ain't got nothin' on me~
Ohoho, Big Bad Mansion's too Teeny Tiny to take on a little Llama~ BOO HOO HOO~
HAH! More proof of my awesome! -
,__/- [audio]
HAHAHA!
Being a llama ROCKS! -
,__/- [audio]
I just want all of you to know that this place is deplorable! I know that I say this every day, but come on. Guys. [He pauses and sighs, irritated.] You need to step up your game.
This is no way to treat the future ruler of Wonderland. I mean, come on. What do I have to do to get a massage around here?
And the pears earlier? DIS-GUS-TING! I ( Read more... ) -
,__/- [accidental video]
[The camera turns on to show a llama pacing through an Incan-themed room. There are plants and statues everywhere, as well as comfortable and colourful cushions. This llama lives in the lap of luxury.]
OKAY! Here's the plan! We're gonna sneak into Yzma's "seekrit lab" [Llama-hoofed quotations are go.] and we're gonna find those positions.... And ( Read more... ) -
,__/- [audio]
Hey! I might be a talking llama, but I have feelings, too! I'm sick of being a part of your stupid "Care of Magical Creatures" class! I'm better than that!
I'm not just a talking llama, I'm the KING OF THE WORLD! You better believe it, peasants! I don't need you or your stupid class, and I don't need all of you stupid, batterbrained idiots trying ( Read more... ) -
,__/- [audio]
Finally. Some peace and quiet.
Now if you don't mind, your Emperor is going to try to catch some much-needed shut-eye.
If anyone needs my fabulous self, TOO BAD! -
,__/- [audio]
You know, Yzma....
I was supposed to STOP being a llama when you showed up.
Do you know what's not happened?
Yeah.
[Pause.]
I'm not too happy about that. I was going to hire you back onto my awesome team, but your repeated negligence of your Emperor has left me less than impressed. I think you should fix that, and I think you should start ( Read more... ) -
,__/- [audio]
THIS IS
GROSS!