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OH GURRLL!!!
OH LAWD ALMIGHTY NASTY TRANNY TOAST AND JAM! I have done LOST my damn eyesight! Hoo lawwwwdddddd what a damn MESS ( Read more... ) -
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LAWD hurney, I was in the kerchin this morning and I was makin' me some eggs and grits and guruhl, if I didn't walk out for two minutes and that dang cracked-head Louise came in and took my damn eggs! Oh hell naw! And that grimy guntbutt spilt the salt shaker all over my great grits and hurney if they didn't turn out to be a salty mess ( Read more... ) -
ignance
Oh LAWD, hurntey, my friend Tanisha took some new pickchers and uh-UH, you needs ta getcho eyebraws did, they's be lookin like Chewbaccamawacca! Guruhl, just GIVE IT UP if you tryin' to compensate fer that bald spot you got up on yo scalp! Naw, don't even try to say you is thinning, guruhl, we can all see that big ole crop circle up on yo noggin, ( Read more... ) -
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Ooh, chile, I has been on that Facebooks lately and playin all these games. They has a pirates game and the vampires and gurl, you can be in a sorority house or up in tha mafia ( Read more... ) -
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Hellerr to the ignant bitch takin her titty out at the Applebee's. You know I am trying to eat my barbecue ribs and I do not want to see yo wet nipple layin in yo dirty plate squirtin out dairy products on yo hursband's murstash. Now, I don't be mindin if you gots yo chirn up in thur and they is all, "Mama I'm hongry!" and you take turns feedin all ( Read more... ) -
Stereo Types
Gurl, there was this damn bitch in the mall at the FYE the other day and she was some Mexercan werman talkin' 'bout she was tired of stereo types ( Read more... ) -
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Hurney, I was going down East Colfax to get on highway 25 lord I was going to the grocery store over there in the West Hills, guruhl, they has got some DEALS ( Read more... ) -
Terrorism
Good sweet Jesus Mary Godchild Burgersnapper Mushroom Motherflippers! I was driving this morning to Chicken Phillay and hurney I saw something that made MARVIN look like Halle Berry ( Read more... ) -
No More Marvin!
I am NOT invitin' Marvin over no damn more! I thought he was just a hot mess, but guruhl, he is a DAMN mess like I have been callin' some ignant fokes. Child, he came in wearin' some shit looked like a Wal-Mart knock-off! Hurney, it had these two bands one coverin' up his Uncle John and the other one over his breastsases and it was all lime green ( Read more... )