Oh, Lord.... I was seein' ole Tanisha again down by the corner market last night and I was all stickin' my head out my big black cadillac yellin', "Guruhl, whatchoo durrin' here? You needs a ride home, honey ( Read more... )

I needs to talk to y'all 'bout my friend Raunchelle. Guruhl, she is all kinds of crazy ( Read more... )

I was up half the damn night takin' care of these damn chillin'. Guruhl, I was 'bout to beat them little asses with a broken Pepsi bottle or my JVC subwoofer or maybe some butcher knives or somethin', because they was some bad little shits, talkin' 'bout they wanted to watch some Tellertubbees or some shit what the hell is that show? Some damn ( Read more... )

Here is the story I ain't tell stories I let 'em tell theyself ( Read more... )

guruhl I been sittin' on the couch and Jesus rang my big black ass ( Read more... )

Okay, sistas, I is talkin to this man and he be actin a fool callin me at 2am and I is all "Whatchoo callin me up this late; I ain't Conan O'Brien! This ain't paid programming! The only QVC here is Quit Vehemently Calling ( Read more... )

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere ( Read more... )

shit ( Read more... )

Guruhl, I was eatin lunch today at Hot Poe Jack's and I axed fo some kool-aid to drink and lordy if they didn't give me this watered down shit ( Read more... )

Okay, babiez I am just gonna type me up a fast entry cuz I do NOT have time to type up a lot of shit ( Read more... )