So I'd like to say a few things about modern theater ( Read more... )

So yesterday, my immediate supervisor, Mr. N, received an email from his immediate supervisor, Mr. P. Mr. P said that gaming at the desk reflects badly on me, on my colleagues, and on the American Way of Life. He then instructed Mr. N to "counsel me" on the importance of this matter. (The last time I got in trouble with Mr. P, he sat in a room ( Read more... )

I am sick again, to the point of needing to go to the doctor ( Read more... )

Holy shit we just did that ( Read more... )

"You know that when I was young, I was physically abused and so I stopped talking. I thought that my voice had killed the criminal. ... The man had been found dead. Police said he had been beaten to death. So I knew, because I told that he did it, that my voice could just go out and kill people." - Maya AngelouGet the hell out there ( Read more... )

1 can colored hair spray, orange
1 bottle extra-strong-hold hair gel
1 bottle spirit gum
1 pair scissors
1 permanent marker, black
4 plastic stars, silver
1 dog's choke collar
1 denim jacket, blue
1 pair jeans, blue
1 pair Doc Marten's boots, black
1 T-shirt, black, as offensive as possible
1 sneer, hateful
1 British accent, horrendous

Is it Horrendous Day?

I mean it, is every front desk in America getting calls from horrendous people today, or just me?

Last week, three drug dealers held two people at gunpoint in Las Vegas, tied them up, and kidnapped their son, possibly in retaliation for a betrayal by the mother's father. Late last night, the boy was found wandering the streets five miles from the Vegas Strip, unharmed ( Read more... )

Your result for The Steampunk Style Test...
The Scientist

43% Elegant, 59% Technological, 30% Historical, 56% Adventurous and 17% Playful!


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I'm getting really sick of things dying. I can't blog when things keep dying. Not to sound like a prick, but it throws me off my game ( Read more... )