me moving to sandiego? i fucking hope so

this weekend was pretty fun went hunting didnt see shit but 3 rattle snakes, 2 deer, 1 turtle, a fox and i had a conversation with a hawk. all we killed was the snakes.we were drunk ass piss the whole time it was fun ohh i went physco at my quad for breaking and shot it and tried rolling it off a cliff. it was cool

i finally got a new phone again 2417658

so lastnight i went outside to smoke it was about 3 am and i get about 3 steps on to my pourch and i her a deep deep growl like ten feet in front of me so i turn around and run inside to get a flashlight and i come back outside and there is a mountain lion about ready to eat me so i run and jump on its back and tackle it i put it in a camel ( Read more... )

brent+beer+saltriver+bitches=heaven

21st was fucking insane i had a fucking blast all day didnt have to buy any drinks except when i met up with jake and alex and some girl i had sex with but dont remember her name is that bad? ohh well fuck it fro and i are celebrating are birthday at the salt river this weekend there is about 30 people going so far come if you want its going to be

i fucking love the salt river sluts everywhere todayu i et some slut from salt lake city fucking awesome thats all i have to say im hammered and im going to sleep peace gangsters im 21 wendsday woop woop

so i finally started my own company it is called spp {stanton and purvis painting inc} we are making about thousand to 3 thousand a day if your house needs to be painted let me know i will give u a great deal 825 2454

girlfriends are the shit they got my back some girl at mc d's was hiting on me worst thing ever to happen very scary but the gf put her in check i fucking love life fuck mc donalds and the whores that comes with it

so i met this girl lastnight she stayed with me sweeeeeet but the cool part about it is she killed a black bear with her bow fucking awesome she was once a total redneck from payson but now im just going to turn her in to a redneck from cat town lastnight was so much fun i fucking love life but my head is throbing from the alcohol i think i might ( Read more... )