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mydamonian

Turkish Delight, It Shall Be!

Jun 01, 2005 00:14

I saw Star Wars (colon) Episode III (colon) Revenge of the Sith with Iason on the Sunday I got back. Questions that were answered:

How did Darth lose all his limbs?
Where'd Qui Gon go?
How'd the Emperor get the mashed potato face?

Questions that were not answered:

Why does the technology get worse in the future (Episodes IV-VI)?
Why is there ( Read more... )

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drawma_boy June 1 2005, 06:22:04 UTC

gyah! the anticipation is KILLING me for both SW (which doesn't open in asia until next month) and LW&W (which doesn't open in asia until the second coming of christ). but, i DID see kingdom of heaven (my FIRST theater-going experience in japan in 10 months -- why you ask? because one ticket costs an ass-raping 17 bucks!!) and was disappointed BEYOND belief. for one, i kept hearing how orlando had buffed up 20 pounds.... but his ONE shirtless scene was like LITERALLY 15 seconds -- am i supposed be satisfied by the sprinkling of bicep shots skattered throughout the rest?! NOT thinking so! PLUS, i could go on for as long as the actual crusades berating all the OTHER blaring crap-tacularities (re: shitty, confusing story, trite epic action scenes, o-landy's acting or lack there of, and the movies shockingly inappropriate geopolitical timing coupled with a half-assed, and STILL hypocritical, moral) but that's for another day, when this throbbing blood vessel in my skull shrinks back to normal size ( ... )

yesdnil311 June 1 2005, 14:31:27 UTC

uhm....I too was disappointed in the lack of shirtless scenes in Kingdom of Heaven...but I thought Orlando did a pretty good job carrying his first movie...he's growing up!

mydamonian June 1 2005, 19:29:41 UTC

I haven't seen KoH, either. I think mostly because, after Troy, I'm all epicked out, frankly.

~D

drawma_boy June 3 2005, 05:18:36 UTC

wait.... is there gonna be SANTA CLAUS in LW&W?!?!

wait.... was she a great big fat gurl?!?!

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mydamonian June 1 2005, 19:26:28 UTC

See, it's funny, cuz she sucks!

~D

yesdnil311 June 1 2005, 14:32:57 UTC

Also Damey...I got BEYOND excited when I saw the preview for LW&W. I mean REALLY excited. The thing was I was sitting next to Carlos, and he really was NOT understanding my excitement, but that's okay.

And I SO TOLD YOU that Haydn would be extra hot. Yummy!

mydamonian June 1 2005, 19:25:06 UTC

Aren't I supposed to have pictures of graduation by now, waiting in my inbox?! ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO BE TRUE!!?!?!

Anyhoo, Hayden was delicious as all get-out.

~D

rosebudcklips June 1 2005, 16:28:51 UTC

I also enjoyed the natty light portman comment.
Is this worth seeing Damon?!?!?!
I guess so, just to see Natty Light Knocked up in Gap Maternity...
Ok I'll go.

mydamonian June 1 2005, 19:21:50 UTC

I'm glad you finally came 'round.

~D

2 THINGS caitlintini June 1 2005, 19:10:49 UTC

1) I also enjoyed Lemony Snicket. It was CRAZY WEIRD, just like me! AND my mom liked it! In case you wanted to know that.

2)I also receive many emails concerning my penis size. I mean, I thought it was fine, but now I'm starting to doubt it!! What do I do?

Re: 2 THINGS mydamonian June 1 2005, 19:23:58 UTC

1) I remember watching Lemony Snicket and thinking, "God, I hope Caitlin's mom likes it. I mean, how would this reflect on me if she doesn't?!"

2) To be honest, I would say go for it. I'm sorry, but I've seen your penis, and it freaked me out a little. You need all the help you can get!!!

~D