So, I thought the interview was going horr-to-the-endously.  I was stammering, his eyes glazed whenever I talked, there were awkward silences, he droned on and on, and I had to tell him that I wasn't religious.    For example, when I came in he asked me if I had a chance to look at their website.  I told him yes.  "Good, then I can give you the ( Read more... )

I have my interview tomorrow.  Ya nerrrrrrrrvous?  ...  Huh.  That's odd, 'cuz I sure am.  Be sure to ask me how it went!

( Newest, Freshest Icons!!!  A Wonderful Blend of Harmong and Dream!!! )

( Things Found on a Google Image Search for 'Ann Coulter' )

I saw an LJ icon the other day that said:  "I was an English major.  Will that be tall, grande or venti?"  Fuck Career Builders Dot Com!  Fuck Nashville has Jobs Dot Com!  Fuck The Tennessean Dot Com!  And fuck Work Nashville Dot Com!  I can't find shit other than sales or concrete technician.

Why am I freaking out so much, you'll ask?  Because I ( Read more... )

Pet Peeve

I'm tired of radio "personalities" telling me things like:  "Now this is a winter I can get used to" and "This winter's been real nice to us this year."  Just shut the fuck up already.  It is supposed to be cold in winter.  Tennesseans get a six month summer of ball-dripping, heat stroking humidity, can we not get an actual winter for ( Read more... )

So, of late, my newest pet peeve is completely unnecessary commercial jingles.  Now we all now the classics, ie:  "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."  But recently, there has been a wave of shitty local ones that are just pointless.  They do little more than just repeat the goddamn name of the company!  But of late my new favorite jingle ( Read more... )

This is only fun if people do it. So...DO IT!!1. Name ( Read more... )

I am more in love with Daniel Vladivostok from Project Runway now than ever.  Don't worry!  Jason agrees.  For Jason, Daniel won his hourly "Without Hyperbole, The Most Beautiful Man I Have Ever Seen" Award.


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Here's an article Raker sent me on the best song EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and WHAT THE FUCK!?!?:


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So, I think I'm sick. Maybe??? I don't really get sick very often, so sometimes I wonder if my definition of "sick" is the same as everyone else's. I'm really lazy, and if everyone else's definition of "sick" is a lot lower than mine, than I've been working a whole hell of a lot more than I have to. But I digress. I think I'm sick because I ( Read more... )