I Hear the Woman's Mouth...Tellin' Me that I'm Lyin' 'bout a Job that I Never Could Find

[mydamonian]

I saw an LJ icon the other day that said:  "I was an English major.  Will that be tall, grande or venti?"  Fuck Career Builders Dot Com!  Fuck Nashville has Jobs Dot Com!  Fuck The Tennessean Dot Com!  And fuck Work Nashville Dot Com!  I can't find shit other than sales or concrete technician.

Why am I freaking out so much, you'll ask?  Because I

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[mydamonian]

My scriptwriters this season are at the top of their game.

~D

Sure...

[zhartley]

If Ben can do it, so can you ;-).

SELL OUT!!!

[mydamonian]

Well, with advice like that, I'm glad your not managing my political rap group.

~D

[starlacuomo]

damon, this is honestly hysterical to me. i'm sorry. it is. i'm laughing right now.

ummmmm... i guess you could always just TRY it...

of course, that's what i said about my job too.

just make sure you don't move out of your parents' house until you're sure you can put up with the job. because once you move out and start paying bills, you're kind of stuck. TRUST ME. *claws frantically at walls with wide-eyed expression, then collapes on the floor sobbing in a fetal position*

can you tell i'm at work RIGHT NOW??

[mydamonian]

I know it's funny. And maybe it'll be a good nonfiction piece some day? ...or perhaps cartoon?

I'll keep all your advice in mind.

~D

[murray727]

Hey but they've also done "Historical Publishing Since 1896"... ??

[valkyrieslew]

well, if you could stick it out for a while it would probably look good on your resume that you were at a publishing house...?? but jonelle's right, don't move out until you're sure you can take it for a while.