I Hear the Woman's Mouth...Tellin' Me that I'm Lyin' 'bout a Job that I Never Could Find

[mydamonian]

I saw an LJ icon the other day that said:  "I was an English major.  Will that be tall, grande or venti?"  Fuck Career Builders Dot Com!  Fuck Nashville has Jobs Dot Com!  Fuck The Tennessean Dot Com!  And fuck Work Nashville Dot Com!  I can't find shit other than sales or concrete technician.

Why am I freaking out so much, you'll ask?  Because I

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[weasle]

Oh wow! Major sitcom! Or maybe a movie about a black publishing company that teaches their new straight-laced copy editor to let loose and have a good time. It will be all house parties and sassy jokes.

[mydamonian]

And of course it will have the inevitable scene where the straight-laced copy editor has to dress up in an oversized Lakers jersey and say of a lot of words with "izzle" worked into them.

I'll have one for "Editor Thou Art Loosed."

~D