Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter the Downstairs Half Bathroom

Jun 05, 2005 23:28


Yesterday night, I went to the bathroom and found a friend waiting for me. An artist's rendering:


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wildebeasting June 6 2005, 05:16:23 UTC
Yeah I did say that!

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mydamonian June 6 2005, 05:21:45 UTC
Good comment!

~D

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wildebeasting June 6 2005, 05:23:28 UTC
Good reply!

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weasle June 6 2005, 05:44:37 UTC
Okay so, I totally read your post on the rufus community and went to your site (because of the ennui) and it is really clever and enjoyable. I had to say that and hope you do not feel violated. In Victorian times ennui was considered a disease and you could get out of work from it. I may or may not have made that up.

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mydamonian June 6 2005, 16:59:33 UTC
Well, amongst Victorian diseases, I guess I'd rather have ennui than, say, consumption. Although, consumtion is very melodramatic.

Thanks for the compliment, and, no, I don't feel violated.

~D

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mydamonian June 6 2005, 17:29:41 UTC
After an investigation of your profile, I decided we might be separated twins.

~D

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weasle June 7 2005, 20:41:25 UTC
Haha, I didn't want to say anything but I was thinking the same thing after I read more of your entries.

Also, if I had to die, I'd totally take consumption. Apparently lung diseases don't affect your singing voice at all, ala "La Boheme" or "Moulin Rouge" (La Boheme.)

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mydamonian June 6 2005, 17:31:36 UTC
Well, I do feel bad when I kill them (despite what Sam says), so I try not too.

Except, there was this one time that this giant grasshopper was in my room (he was the size of a Winnebago, literally) and bashing its head against the blinds, so I tried to take him outside, but he would have NONE OF IT. So I had no choice but to kill him.

But, it was a mercy killing. Riiiiiiiiiight??!?!

~D

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mydamonian June 6 2005, 17:32:12 UTC
Oh my god!!! I used "too" when I meant "to." God, I hate that!!!

~D

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drawma_boy June 6 2005, 07:09:29 UTC
but you look 'DORABLE in all the other pics.... lovin' the pink stripey number with the suit jacket. and the odelisque shot of you on the side-walk is tres erotique!!

ok, so, story time. it was like a few days ago, i was chillin' in osaka, just leaning against a pillar, smokin' with my shades on, and two americans came up to me and asked to take my picture, because quote: i "look cool." WHAAAA?!?!?! then they asked if i was british or german!! OTT!!!

see, damon, this is like your story because it's always nice to be complimented randomly, especially when wallowing in the depths of self-pity (re: i was ALONE, hung-over, and waiting around for my AIDS test results to come back). but it is NOT like your story because i've NEVER been cool! nor british or german!!

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mydamonian June 6 2005, 17:03:52 UTC
When I was up for graduation, K Skillz (Jonelley's friend) told me I looked like a rock star, which was nice, because I was fucking waiting for my goddamnable food from the Fluckering Duck. Pfft!

The AIDS test is what makes your story classic, PS.

~D

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drawma_boy June 6 2005, 07:19:43 UTC
ps. some guy named medamian posted to a community i'm in.... and i was REALLY confused for a sec!

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mydamonian June 6 2005, 17:04:18 UTC
He probably looks just like me, but with a goatee.

~D

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mydamonian June 6 2005, 17:28:13 UTC
Upon further inspection...he looks nothing like me. He doesn't even look like me when I was 14.

~D

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