"Damon, Did You See the News? We're Fucked."

Jul 04, 2005 23:17


The title of this entry comes from my brother, after seeing news of Justice Sandra Day O'Conner (or "S. Day-O.", as she's known in the proverbial "hood") retiring.  Does anyone else piss themselves at thinking of President www.www.www.bush.gov 's replacement?

I've started running three miles now.  As a heavy smoker, I'm very proud of myself.  ... ( Read more... )

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anonymous July 6 2005, 03:56:46 UTC
My most favorite quote ever!

"Look, I didn't mean anything by my grunting, but I'm holding my bladder right now. That's why I'm grunting, to stop myself from peeing my pants, so that I don't have to get on the bus to go home and have everyone laugh at me because I'm retarded and I've peed on myself." Because I'm 25! I am a 25 year old man! I don't pee on myself anymore. Adults don't pee on themselves! So they threw me out of the store! Fucking bitch.

- Jojo

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mydamonian July 7 2005, 05:14:19 UTC
I mean, who grunts, of all things, when they have to pee?!?!?

~D

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marilynmichelle July 6 2005, 19:02:47 UTC
Your scene was AMAZING! Lol!

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mydamonian July 7 2005, 05:14:51 UTC
I wish I could take credit. A big hand for CWEM, ladies and gentlemen!

~D

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marilynmichelle July 7 2005, 13:25:49 UTC
Indeed! CWEM is amazing as well.

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