Comments | mydamonian: Warning--When this Octogenarian's A-Rockin', Don't Come a Knockin'

mydamonian

Warning--When this Octogenarian's A-Rockin', Don't Come a Knockin'

Aug 25, 2005 00:13

Bad news, folks. As I've had no luck with this gay shit, I'm done. I've decided I'm going to be a straight guy who bones old women.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

Twice in two days old women have put the moves on me [translation: "put the moves on" = "complimented"].

Instance #1 (at Gap register):

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Comments 4

So... zhartley August 25 2005, 07:34:42 UTC

Are these really old, grandma-style woman? Or are they just Mom's? To qoute my friend Jarret, "Are they MILFs or GMILFs?" ;-)

Re: So... mydamonian August 26 2005, 06:06:12 UTC

If I wagered a guess, I would put them in their 40s/50s.

...not the octogenarian referred to in the title.

~D

bacchianrevelry August 26 2005, 00:03:09 UTC

Silver foxes with silver boxes.
Hot.

Is this worse than your Taylor Hanson thing?

mydamonian August 26 2005, 06:07:10 UTC

Are you, Thomas, suggesting that I do a silver foxes picture contest???

Don't tempt me!

~D