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[mydamonian]

Mental Three-Way

I'd like to start off this entry by saying that Jason seriously needs to stop claiming that he can read, watch television, and carry a conversation at the same time.  He knows its a complete fabrication.  I know it.  He knows it.  The American people know it.  Example:

Lindsey and I watching a commercial for Ambien sleeping pills.

Comments

[marilynmichelle]

Oh, your posts make me so happy. I have the same exact problem with adolescent bitches at movie theaters. It happens to me everytime. I think there is a conspiracy. Like, when I go to the movies, a city-wide call goes out to all the annoying youth and they decide to flock to the theater as well. Such a travesty...

[mydamonian]

Teenage girls...what a waste.

~D

[murray727]

You know what's also a waste....YOU!

[mydamonian]

Zing!

~D

[bacchianrevelry]

I demand that the character of Stevie be played by Harvey Fierstein in a wig for all future Damon productions.

[mydamonian]

I like her, but still...

Ummmm...your icon gives me night terrors.

~D

[chappyhappy]

i don't know if you realized this, but i totally did the whole "my life sucks, but here are some good things that happened" routine a few entries back, thief.

[mydamonian]

You can't prove anything!

...or can you.

~D