Comments | mydamonian: His Name is Booger, He's Quite a Man...

mydamonian

His Name is Booger, He's Quite a Man...

Nov 06, 2005 01:49

Bad news for Ben. Last night, I fell in love with a man named Booger.

Permit me?

Thank you.

But first. I told Mom about Ben last night. Up til now I had been using Marie as an excuse as to where I was going.

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going out to eat with Marie."

But the lies were getting a little flimsy. An example when I had to come up with ( Read more... )

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Gentle Ben zhartley November 6 2005, 08:24:58 UTC

After this little dialogue, I think I'm in love with Ben too ;-).

Too bad you don't have a cell phone, you could have gotten Booger's digits :-P

Re: Gentle Ben mydamonian November 7 2005, 06:57:04 UTC

Whoa, cap'n! I'm not in love with him!

Technically, I'm merely in like like with him.

~D

Re: Gentle Ben zhartley November 7 2005, 08:31:40 UTC

Oops, I mistook your love for Booger to be for Ben ;-)

kneenee November 6 2005, 08:35:31 UTC

Um honey, it isn't you. See, last night I was accossted by a grown man from Australia who was wearing a tutu in public... And my boy-ish-thing got all offended and stopped talking to me after Rhett started blowing raspberries on my neck and face. So really, it isn't just you... It's just the crazy drunks. Wait, come to think of it... It's just the Aussies who are crazy here... Was Booger by chance an Aussie?

mydamonian November 7 2005, 07:00:19 UTC

From the sound of him, he sounded pure Robertson County, Tennessee. Although, that could be considered the Down Under of Northern Middle Tennessee.

~D

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mydamonian November 9 2005, 05:31:21 UTC

Now, I didn't say Robertson County was "stupid"--you did.

And I can't decipher your postscript.

~D

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dpubassguy November 6 2005, 14:37:00 UTC

Jeff Wright
Life 101
Prof. Xanthopoulos
November 6, 2005

Boogers and Hos, Boogers and Hos: An Analysis of Damon's Face

Damon Xanthopoulos, benevolent friend to us all, has a face that puts everyone at ease. With a well-defined jaw line and a smile that makes the heart flutter, he unfortunately becomes the best person that a drunk man(especially one with seeming homoerotic undertones) can talk to. Furthermore, once someone begins speaking with Damon, they are whisked about by his humor and immediately fall in love with him, regardless of sexuality.(1)

(1) This is supposed to be a footnote so that this looks entirely like a long drawn out joke in response to Damon's essay question. Yeah, I know I'm cool.

dpubassguy November 6 2005, 14:37:42 UTC

I would like to note that I had this properly formatted and then it just fucking left justified everything. I'm pissed.

yesdnil311 November 6 2005, 16:17:55 UTC

I believe you! Livejournal doesn't believe in Chicago apparently.

caitlintini November 6 2005, 18:00:17 UTC

i second that. i was going to say something like that...it wouldn't have sounded so pretty though.

and there is a new wave of wonderful people named ben. you, me, and my friend krissy are all seeing guys named ben...i hope they're different people!!!

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kneenee November 7 2005, 01:33:25 UTC

Did you know that in Chinese, Ben means Stupid? Think about it, won't you?

yesdnil311 November 7 2005, 04:41:57 UTC

WON'T YOU?!!??!?!

mydamonian November 7 2005, 07:01:18 UTC

No.

~D

bacchianrevelry November 7 2005, 23:35:38 UTC

When I went to school in Memphis, there was a Denim and Diamonds as well. It too was a 3 for 1. Rap, country, pop. The queer's, however, could not go in and do their thing.

mydamonian November 8 2005, 03:54:33 UTC

See how progressive Middle Tennessee can be?

~D