Comments | mydamonian: Jingles and Bitches

mydamonian

Jingles and Bitches

Jan 17, 2006 02:05

So, of late, my newest pet peeve is completely unnecessary commercial jingles. Now we all now the classics, ie: "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." But recently, there has been a wave of shitty local ones that are just pointless. They do little more than just repeat the goddamn name of the company! But of late my new favorite jingle ( Read more... )

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mydamonian January 18 2006, 08:06:31 UTC

Hmmm...I'm runnin' out of queer connections at DePauw, but if it's possible, I'm going to be up there Thursday through Sunday (we should get together, by-the-by). I came from a religious background, and he could talk to me if he would like to? Maybe...? I could email you my cell phone number and we could talk about it, mayhaps?

~D

starlacuomo January 18 2006, 17:03:58 UTC

hi, not to get all up in your business, but you might direct this gentleman to jeanette johnson-licon. she's in the office of multicultural affairs, she's a lesbian, and she's a great person to talk to about pretty much anything. and she will definitely keep anything that is discussed confidential.

starlacuomo January 18 2006, 16:21:14 UTC

now you're speaking my language. this is the type of customer interaction which i encounter on a daily basis. it really makes you wonder whether there are any rational people left in the world.

ummmmmmmm... i definitely can't get out of work early on saturday. we will have to plan on doing something post-5:30 (actually, 6:00, since it takes me half an hour to drive home).

weasle January 19 2006, 18:32:44 UTC

Look at how many problems can be solved by inserting the problem in a cunt. Wait...

Working at Starbucks is nice. People give you orders that are like 12 words long in some kind of faux-itallian.

Jingles always make me think of the Animaniacs when Ratsputin has a toothache. "If your little toothy's aching and you're low on dough/ Use the friendly credit dentist; call Doctor Yakko!"

xesygoddess January 19 2006, 19:09:10 UTC

I've come to the realization...you're impossible to get a hold of whenever I'm home. Luckily I know all about your life on here though...

mydamonian January 25 2006, 03:48:27 UTC

Ummmmmmm...are you at home now? Did you know I have a cell phone?

~D

xesygoddess January 25 2006, 04:50:15 UTC

No love...didn't know you got a new cell phone. I was, however, home for a month over break. However, now I no longer have to stalk you on here and facebook when I want to get in touch with you. Muhahaha!