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[mydestinysucks]

This machine is fascinating! I never thought I would get it to actually work, but there were instructions in my book. Here's to hoping Arthur doesn't find it, no idea how I'd explain it to him without a beheading in the very near future.

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[bark_enchiladas]

Beheading? That sounds nasty. Why would this Arthur cut off your head for using a computer? Is he Amish? Wait, no, they don't cut off heads. They just wear a Lot of clothes, and cute little buns under caps, or big long beards. And churn butter. I hear there's butter churning involved. Do you know how to churn butter? I always wanted to try!

[mydestinysucks]

He would cut off my head because he would think it was witchcraft. Also, because he's a prat.

What's "Amish"? And churning butter isn't difficult, I could teach you if you like.

[bark_enchiladas]

Wow. He sure won't like it here then. Lots of magic stuff.

REALLY?! Yes please! Well... soon as I can find a way out of here anyhow. Do you know where the threshold to the portals is from the Never Never?

[mydestinysucks]

Really? Do you know about magic?

I'm afraid I don't understand your terminology, Miss. I did encounter a threshold of sorts, however.

[better_thanthou]

I can have whatever I like, and you hide things about as well as you clean them.

[mydestinysucks]

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I clean things spectacularly, thank you very much.

[better_thanthou]

What on earth is that drivel?

What about the mud that's still caked on my cape?

[mydestinysucks]

Nothing whatsoever.

I think it likes you, it won't come off.